[COMPLETED] A color so dark that possesses such potential-burgundy. Could a color so dark be deemed worthy of love? If black could be the inevitable twilight and it could be adored with a side of whiskey, then surely burgundy could be worthy of some type of adoration. And, for a time, it was.

"This is no way to live," I say to Harry, staring at the contract Management had placed in front of us. "Yeah but its no way to die either." or the one where Harry needs a fake girlfriend because he looks at Louis too much and Matilda just moved back to London to take care of her sick mother.

(STERLING SERIES # 1) - Daphne Dennings thought she could finally tick off "Have sex with a random stranger" on her bucket list. She realized the next morning that it wasn't a one-night stand after all. After meeting that cute guy on the top deck of her cousin's yacht wedding reception at Saint Tropez, Daphne wishes she could meet another guy just like him. Five years later, she bumps into the very same person she hooked up with back at her cousin's wedding. To her surprise, the guy she hooked up with was none other than one of Forbe's most eligible bachelors, Vincent Sterling. And this eligible bachelor wants her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The story launched on the Radish Fiction app - June 29, 2021 - No longer available. This story is only posted on Wattpad. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ C O N T E N T / T R I G G E R W A R N I N G S ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sexual themes Drugs Swearing Suicide Character death Knife Gun Alcohol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Formerly What Vincent Wants. Changed on 06.20.2021 CREDIT: Photo by Asad Photo Maldives from Pexels ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ❤ P O S T E D - 05.24.15 - 11.27.19 #3 (Romance - 10.29.15)

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Jenna Howard is not your regular 19 year old. She's been by herself since she was just 5 years old. After being dropped off at an orphanage when she was little she has had to fend for herself ever since. Now 14 years later she works 2 jobs just to make ends meet. Life was not how Jenna thought it would be, she never imagined not having a loving family or that she'd be by herself the rest of her life. But one day at work she meets millionaire Liam Stanford who suddenly wants to her to be his wife but with a catch. She will be his wife for 1 year then after that year they will part ways with her getting a million dollars and never seeing the him again. As she starts to get to know Liam she realizes he isn't what he seems, there is more to the millionaire than he lets on. With two different worlds coming together will they both leave this deal unscathed or will they both end up falling for each other? ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Cover made by the amazing @QueenDisneyBiatch Finished as of September 15th, 2016! Highest rank in Romance # 1

Twenty one year-old Audrey Byron grew up without the guidance of her parents due to their unfortunate passing. When she found herself being relentlessly let down by others, emotionally hardening herself became a regular thing. Work, school and her grandmother were the only important aspects in her life and all that she needed. She has no desire for a prince charming or any men for that matter. Men is just a complication that she rather not deal with. However, life has a funny way of showing that sometimes, you just have to open yours eyes and see beyond the facade of your perceptions. **Does contain swear words and a few sexual references**

**Initially known as "Our Very Real, Experimental Marriage." ** "I vow to be the best thesis that you have ever experimented. For today, for tomorrow and for one year." The priest now stared at him like he had just seen an elephant make love to a lion. Then he turned to me. "Your vows, my dear?" I shrugged, "what he said." "Very well then," he made us turn towards the people seated. They were extremely confused. "I now pronounce you, husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride." I was about to protest before his lips landed hard on mine and they were gone just as quick. Son of a... But it was okay because I was extremely ready.

(a short story) It wasn't her fault that a guard caught her spray painting at one in the morning. Well, maybe it was, but that didn't mean that she appreciated being stuck in a holding cell with Aidan Bellamy. He wasn't typically the person you'd see in a holding cell. He was more of a straight A's and joining the Band Club kinda guy. Her on the other hand; Well, let's just say she's the kind of person who'd rather shoot her foot than join Band Club. As much as either of them know, there's nothing significant that they have in common. Except for their obvious disregard for rules. [updates every week]

|#2 in Romance 2/20/16| *** So he sent you here. The dirtiest, grimiest, most vile building in New York City. The building where countless have silently lost their lives. He sent you to this Five Star Hotel so you could feel the fear that comes without having his protection. He picked one of the most dangerous places in the country to send his beloved son. He sent you to the dogs, who he hoped would eat you alive. (This is a quote from the spin off but it fits)