The Corpse's Bride. {Eustass Kid x Reader}

Guess it's time to get a taste of Eustass Kid, I'm talking figuratively you perverts! XD But yeah, I finally got ideas with him so I thought I'd get started before I forget them (memory is as bad as Dori's from Finding Nemo.) Soooo yeah, I'm gonna have it classed mature 'cause Eustass Kid's language, even if he didn't...