My name's Marcel. Nerd. Poet. Teenage Loser. You think you know the real me, but you don't. I wish you could see the true me, but no one has cared enough to. Until she came. All rights go to _smilelikeniall (myself). Everything is written by me. No copyright intended. Please do not claim my words and/ or ideas as yours. Do not repost my words without giving me credit. Thank you.

Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed! ⚯͛

HAHA. I'M LAUGHING SO HARD FROM READING THIS. HAHAHAHHAHAHZHZHHAHhahzhahahahah ehehehe. Don't forget to vote. Bye!!!

DISCLAIMER: this story/quote book was ONLY MADE because it can relate to many people. if you are going through rough times, i would NOT suggest reading this. also, remember it will get better..maybe not today, but it will happen. (: STAY STRONG <3

Contains bitchy insults and comebacks! Read at your own risk! ^-^

"I can't really explain what it's like to be in love, but I feel like it's being comfortable. It's almost like having a best friend. It's a beautiful thing."

you're in need of funny comebacks? insults? pick up lines? jokes? you have reached the right place then! read on! (YOU MAY GET A PUNCH IN THE FACE OR A KICK IN THE JEWELS AFTER SAYING THIS SHIT!)

The cheesiest pick up lines ever! Prepare to laugh at some ridiculous lines. If you have any suggestions, comment below and I'll tag you in yours.

A book all about funny comebacks !! Perfect for that one person who annoys you so much ! There will be swears! NOT ALL OF THE JOKES ARE MINE !! Please read xx