SYNOPSIS: Exotic Neurotic is a book of poetry which involves subject matter such as depression, imbalance within one's personal self, angst, frustration, youthfulness, antisocial behavior, and violence. In addition, many of Exotic Neurotic's thematic properties also pertain to love, illness, death, human anatomy, physical deformities, elimination, birth, and abortion. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/29395568-exotic-neurotic

When Aelin's daughter, Nehemia, disappears through a strange Wyrdmark, Aelin will do anything to get her back. But someone is trying to sabotage Nehemia's way home, and the truth is much more terrifying than either of them ever imagined...

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As the title suggests, this is my book of reviews. Form is posted inside so feel free to request a review :) (And to support other writers by checking out their books) Edit: 24th July 2016 This book is now Temporarily Closed for catch-up. You can fill the form if you want but I won't be promising to review it. If you want you can still try though no promises. Highest Ranking: #28 in Random

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"As if anyone would want a pathetic being like you! You disgust me! Just do us all a favour and disappear!" My words were like blades piercing through the air. The girl in front of me whimpered, and ran away, the sound of her dirty trainers echoing throughout the empty school halls. Kwenda Jodes.The freak. The fatty. The oddity. The outcast. Ryley Harred has it all. The looks. The popularity. The friends. He can withstand anything-anything except Kwenda Jodes. She is the freak. The outcast. The loner. On August the 5th he meets her after school, and that night, she commits suicide. As Ryley sits at home the next day, he hears her voice talking to him. Kwenda needs his help, and he's got no choice but to help her. But in doing so, will he be helped too? In doing so, he will learn that when loving someone includes loving others, and that the seemingly perfect world, can be perfect in reality if you brighten up the future, and begin to love-not for the sake of loving, but for the hope that it will give you.

Title is self explanatory and consists entirely of my own opinion. If you feel I should add something then feel free to add your suggestions in the comment section. This is a random rant book thingy which I decided to start because I felt like it. And I was bored. So, here goes! As always, CaptainSarcastic101 ;)

❝Hello, I'm calling on behalf of the Anonymous Therapist Program at Moreland Preparatory Academy.❞ ❝You just don't get a hint, do you? I really don't want to talk to you.❞ ❝Gosh, lady, what crawled up your ass? Do you honestly think that I want to spend my Friday night talking to you?❞ ❝Well, you're the one that called me.❞ ❝This is true.❞ ❝So goodbye, for the last time.❞ ••• A short story that alternates between conversations and narrative writing. Extended summary inside.

"Deliciously captivating! It's the perfect amount of laughs, love and drama. You won't be able to put this book down!" - Grace K @ HQ. When Agatha becomes the Everard's governess, she's grateful for a way to escape her dark past. That is until her growing feelings for the mysterious Lord of the house begin to present an even greater risk. ***** The Everard's are one of the most esteemed families in Wickhurst. And Benedict, the Lord of Devonshire and the eldest of the clan, is as mysterious and brooding as anyone The Town has ever seen. His face is marked with scars, and no one dares to speak on how he got them. Known to all as 'the beast,' the townsfolk tremble in his wake. But little does he know that he is about to meet his match in Agatha Blair, his sisters' new governess. Agatha is witty, smart and gives him a run for his money when he tries to peel back the layers of who she really is. She truly intrigues him more than any woman he has met but she is a governess and he is a Lord. The Town would shun the union of two people from different stations and any romance between them is surely a recipe for social disaster! But what can they do when the burning hot feelings refuse to relent? And when Benedict uncovers that Agatha is hiding a secret far more dangerous than anything he could have imagined, will love save the day and will Agatha finally tame the beast? *This story is a standalone title in the Everard Family series. [Now a Hachette Audiobook!] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]