101 puns that will get you through the day

Us, me, we, are foxes. We can't help that on our eighteenth birthday our body transforms into that of a fox. We can change into a fox any time we would like but we automatically are changed into foxes during the night time. When we are foxes we still have our human brains, but we also have fox brains, intense sense of smell, hearing and eyesight. And this is my story. We are foxes. **UPDATE: She's a Fox (I have stopped updates for 'We are Foxes' and started a newer better written version titled 'She's a Fox')(Read whichever you prefer but warning for cliche's and maybe cringe in this one :))

Raised by her witch Grandmother deep in the forest, Skyler has lived a friendless life of isolation and magic. Her fortunes change when she accidentally binds herself to the powerful demon known as Rayne. This former Prince of Hell is inexplicably drawn towards Skyler and finds himself determined to protect her. Skyler on the other hand has no desire to spend the rest of eternity bound to evil. However when her lonely world is plunged into danger as ancient prophecies, assassins, werewolves and army of demons invade her life, the only thing that stands between Skyler and death is Rayne. This is the third book in the The Imperial Vampire Court Saga.

***Optioned for film/TV by Komixx Media! More info coming soon!*** Selected by @Unfriended for the Best of Horror! A serial stalker is on the loose. When detectives find a single wolfsbane flower under Hadley Jasper's bed, they fear the worst. Will she be found in time? Or will her mutilated remains be all that's left.

Let's be honest, the title is pretty self explanatory. Your book for the best/worst puns. There also may be a few other jokes and funny things in there. Enjoy! Please vote and feel free to comment any of your own puns! :) DISCLAIMER: I'm really not that creative and I'm pretty unoriginal so a lot of these are from the internet k bye