the man is an egg

we've all read the milk fic. and we've all regretted it.

THIS IS NOT MY STORY I'm just posting it on here because it can be bothersome to find on archive of our own. So here is the famous forest fic. enjoy

MAY HAVE SOME TRIGGERS, PLEASE SKIP IT OFFENDED. Septiplier One-Shots, Mostly Very Easy For Me To Write! Fluff Angst Because I Wouldn't Wanna Upset Jack With Other Ones, Okay?

Bucky had been forced to live with Steve for the time being, Fury not allowing him to be anywhere near the rest of civilization until he was absolutely positive that Bucky was not a threat.