in which an innocent young girl is mistakenly given the wrong number of a pizza place- and instead of calling the pizzeria down the road, accidentally dials a phone sex operator's hotline instead.

❝You chased me for a long time, so I figured it was time for me to chase you.❞ copyright © paradisin || 2014

In the highly anticipated (well it took two years to get around to...) Sequel to the awkwardly humorous novel, The Husband Games (A One Direction Fanfiction) The games are back in their seventy-sixth year. With a new band to compete for, Five Seconds Of Summer. District R citizen, Jayson Beres is worried she's never going to find a 'Real Man' and will remain stuck with her friend Dale. So when the chance arises for her to compete in the seventy-sixth Husband Games, will she throw her friends and family to the side to snatch the chance? And with 47 other interesting tributes in the mix, it's sure to be one of the craziest Husband Games yet!

"I guess that just leaves you and me, then." "What a pity."

His piercing blue eyes were so mesmerizing, yet they seemed to mock me. "So," he smirked. "Do we have a deal?"

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

"And after all the fucking matches, broken bones, ripped punching bags and crowds yelling at me to get up... who the fuck knew that my hardest fight would be you?" • [Contains smut] ©loudluke

❝I don't care if I fall in love with a devil, as long as that devil will love me the way he loves hell.❞ Sienna Forbes thought she had everything figured out. And maybe she did― at least until her world turns upside-down, and the mythical creatures that go bump in the night turn out to be not-so-mythical after all. But just when she thought she was starting to get the hang of it all, the devil rolled into town and decided to spend his time doing two things: making everyone's lives a living hell, and causing Sienna to question things about herself she had never even thought of before. © Copyright for The Vampire Diaries/The Originals belongs to the CW and its writers. I only own my OC.

When sixteen-year-old, Anastasia 'Annie' Evans, finds out that her mother's newly-engagement comes with having a stepbrother, she starts to develop a certain attachment to him; not knowing that she's about to embark on a euphoric adventure full of lust, lies, and secrets. [highest ranking : #1 in Fanfiction]

"We have one month to convince the entire school that we are completely, one-hundred-percent smitten with one another?" "31 days." Because who doesn't love a fake relationship? [completed] [calum hood AU]