They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Bronte Davis is Worthington High's sweetheart. With a charismatic and loveable personality and a drive to help anyone and everyone, it's easy to understand just why everyone loves her. That is, everyone except Blake Parker; the school's rude and arrogant bad boy. But even that's not hard to understand why. While Blake is mean, cruel and egotistical, Bronte is kind, helpful and humble. So what happens when Bronte is forced to stay at Blake's house since her parents are off on a work trip around Africa? Well, with Bronte's sudden determination to befriend the arrogant Bad Boy, you can only imagine all the different possibilities. Yes, all the possibilities that involve the two ripping each other's throats out, that is. With late night conversations, ruthless pranks, constant bickering and secrets that are yet to unfold, its a miracle the two haven't killed each other... yet. Then again, opposites do attract. ▲ ▲ ▲ Cover made by @jeoneunkiko

"You and I both know that any girl would kill to be in your position, with me, right now." He smirks, knowing that what he's said is completely and utterly true. Lea Wilson and River Parker don't mix; they don't like the same things, their lives are majorly different. But, what if these two people who are least expected to spend time with each other are doing exactly that? And, not only at school but at home as well. After Lea's house falls apart due to a termite infestation, the Wilson's are invited to stay at an old family friend's mansion of a house. The family friend also happens to be River's father. I'll give you time to digest that information. Yes, you're right. The sarcastic nerd and the egotistical heart-throb live under the same roof and encounter a series of events that make the two do something they didn't think would happen. They grow closer, and closer, and closer, until...well, you'll have to find that out for yourself. Follow them through their adventures of falling in love, getting their hearts broken, and learning lessons that explain there is more to life than they have ever imagined. WARNING(S): Strong Language & Mild Sexual Imagery. UNCOMPLETE. EDITING. ◊ The book trailer to the side is made by @starsandsky ◊ The book cover is made by @LightningStorms

Vena Anderson, a nineteen year old girl has moved away from home to attend college. She has no desire to live in a small dorm room and having to live with a complete stranger, so living in an apartment for her college years is her next option. The only flaw in her plan is that she can't afford it without a roommate. Vena has lived in this apartment all through the past year and just as the new school year is right around the corner, the landlord decided that she would raise the rent. James Hendersom, a nineteen year old guy has been recently kicked out of his dorm for smoking cigarettes. He now has been living with his parents until he can find a place of his own. He has been searching and searching for the past week and could not find anything, until just a few days ago. James was looking through the ads, again and one popped out more then all the others sitting on that plain "Looking for roommate. Contact Vena Anderson for further information" *This Wattpad story is rated Mature for strong language and some sexuality* Book One of the 'I Am Living With An Idiot' series. This book is currently being edited and revised because in some aspects it is so horrible, so I am working on it!!

Pauline June is the nerd of the school. But why is the schools bad boy, Nicolas Witmore suddenly interested in her?

"New student, right?" the Principal asked me. I nodded meekly, hoping that he would turn out to be a patient suffering from short term memory loss and would forget about detention but his next words confirmed how rotten my luck was! "Mr Spencer, Ms Wilson" he began in an icy calm voice," creating a raucous in the corridors right outside my office isn't exactly a heroic thing to do. Both of you have an option of either a week detention together or a two week detention together." My eyes shot wide open, "One week detention with him! That's practically impossible for humankind!" "I don't want to risk my bright IQ by serving detention with this psycho!" I heard Spencer jerk protest. "You have an IQ???" I looked at him, giving my best shocked expressions, "Is it the joke of the decade or joke of the century???" "Since you didn't react to my calling you a psycho, it confirms that you are one." he shrugged calmly. My brain was ready in an instant with a smart answer to that. I opened my mouth to give it back to him--- "STOP." The headmaster yelled, the pulse in his temple was throbbing red in fury. "The options are now changed to three week detention or four week detention." he muttered in anger. ***** Andrea Wilson was looking forward to having an ordinary life in school. But things don't turn out as planned when she accidentally gets into the bad books of the hot nerd in school. And when that popular nerd turns out to be her brother's best friend....well things don't really uncomplicate. Add to this generous amounts of classes, detentions, friends, enemies, crushes, heart breaks and Andrea is all set to have an eventful year in High School that she was for sure not looking forward to! ~*~~*~*~~*~ #7 in Teen Fiction 4.5.16

Chanel Daniels isn't your average 19 year old, she lives with her brother and works at a bar. Well maybe she sounds like an ordinary girl at first, but with one fateful encounter with a loaded jerk at the bar turns everything around. Chanel being the hard headed girl she is tells the jerk off for acting rudely to her. The father of the jerk, sees this and offers her an amazing offer. A million dollars for one year of marriage with the jerk so that she could whip him into shape. At the end of the year will Chanel come out with more than one million dollars? Or will she lose everything she's ever known? What the hell did she get herself into once she signed on the dotted line? {{thanks for getting my story to 450K }} #22 in humour

It's senior year and everyone is buzzing with excitement. That is, until Maria discovers her mate; An Alpha. While most girls would be swooning over his boyish charms or power, Maria's dislike for everything remotely 'alpha male' persona allows her to see him in a different light. He's a demanding, inconsiderate, jelous prick. Too bad he's effing gorgeous. But just because Maria is too proud to give in to his antics just yet, doesn't mean they won't have the challenge of a lifetime trying to turn each other into the perfect mates. All the while drowning in the sea of sexual tension. But as you probably know, bad things happen when wolves get angry... it's a bit cliché at first, but it gets better. Try it out and see how you like it :) Just so you know; this isn't one of those stories where the heroine is extremely badass/crazy or extremely lovey dovey. Maria is a strong, independent she wolf and she doesn't need a mate to tell her that. warning: may have some sexual content Highest Ranking: Werewolf # 19 Teen Fiction # 42

Isabella (Ella) Branson hates her sister. Well, maybe that's too strong of a word. Ella strongly dislikes her sister. Her and her sister, Samantha, are twins. Since they first entered middle school, Sam became the popular twin. She gets to be the head cheerleader. She gets to date the quarterback of the football team. What does Ella get? She gets to watch as her sister climbs the social ladder while she stays at rock bottom. Except one night. One night at one of Sam's parties Ella talks to The Aspen Carder. Aspen, who is the star of the soccer team and not to mention a total dreamboat, seems to be interested in Ella right away. Ella doesn't understand why. He could get any girl he wants, including Ella's beautiful twin sister. Instead, he picks Ella. Now available on Amazon with bonus chapters! https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1644340615/ref=tmm_pap_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1575905375&sr=8-1#aw-udpv3-customer-reviews_feature_div It is not completed here due to copyrights. . . . Thank you @soundthealarm for the awesome cover :)

The name is Riley Evans. But to some its Razor. Riley Evans is not your typical teenager. Maybe to everyone else she is but everyone has their flaws. When Riley was just 10 years old her father taught her how to fight; how to protect herself..and others. Using her abilities she goes out on the streets of Chicago being as you might say a hero. But there's a catch. No one knows this mysterious person who beats people up and sends them to jail. Who doesnt cause the fighting but actually tries to stop it. The only name they know her by is Razor. They dont know what she looks like, how old she is, or her real identity. Just Razor. But what happens when a star football player and her get teamed up for an English project? What happens when secrets she never knew are revealed? What happens when her family's past comes back to haunt her?