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  • A Wizard's Misgivings
    88.3K 4.8K 18

    Dan Howell's entire family has been in Slytherin, and there's no doubt he'd supposed to end up there too. Phil Lester does't exactly know what to do when he finds himself liking boys, so he's usually just horrendously mean to them. Oh, and they happen to get cursed and can't touch! (An enemies to lovers fic!) creds to...

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  • Burn and Bloom - Phan
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    Phil's been hiding the fact that he's an Earthbender for ten years, ever since it's been considered illegal when the Fire Nation invaded. And, of course, the only solution to a random Fire Nation soldier seeing him earthbending is to kidnap him, right? creds to @xSillyTilly for the awesome cover! (ominousdan.tumblr.co...

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  • A Royal Pain
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    Dan Howell is a prince. Unlike most, known for their benevolent behaviors and elegant manners, he's known for his sullen mood and vituperative remarks. After all, being a prince is not much fun; not with the lack of friends and the abundance of dumb tasks, such as trying to find the perfect bride and hosting dinners w...

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  • Phan Oneshots
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    Just a collection of phan one shots. All 100% written by me, and which you should 100% read. (It's mostly angst I'm warning you). Requests greatly welcomed.

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  • Phan Oneshots
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    I decided to take some of my stories off of my tumblr (originally phansdick, now botanistlester) and compile them on here for you lovely people to read! So here is my collection of oneshots that I have written <3 Enjoy

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  • blurry face - phan
    2.3M 152K 46

    " my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, unti...

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  • Bad Boys Don't Smile / phan
    2.6M 126K 24

    Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?

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  • Give Me Some Of That Bass // phan
    198K 11.9K 24

    Playing music has always been a big part of Phil's life. From the time he was five, and banging spoons against the table, to present day; seventeen years old and apart of the upcoming Alt. Rock/Everything-In-Between band, Heinous. It's an easy life to live, he's sure. Making music with his best friends, trying to avo...

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  • Symbiosis (Phan)
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    The story of how a rainy day and a startled ferret can change everything. Dan's a sixteen year old self-confessed art hoe who spends a lot of time in the trees off to the side of house. Phil's a seventeen year old ferret enthusiast with insanely bright blue eyes who happens to take his ferret, Susan, there for a walk...

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  • I Never Knew (phan au)
    161 9 12

    When Phil runs into his childhood best friend by mistake, he's forced to rethink his relationship.

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  • Green Eggs And Dan
    31.1K 3K 1

    Dan finds a mysterious egg and

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  • High On You (Phan) // Unfinished
    54.6K 2.5K 19

    Dan Howell is not a happy person. He relies on any type of high to get him through each day and he's never been in love with any girl he's dated. His parents want him to marry his girlfriend of two years, but he can't bring himself to marry someone he doesn't love, and who doesn't love him. He meets a man named Phil...

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  • Human - phan
    1.6M 75K 38

    Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with ki...

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  • Alive (Phan)
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    Dan Howell is invisible. That's all he knows how to be. Terrified of standing out, he is happy going unnoticed by his peers, finding company in only the old rock and roll songs on his iPod. But Dan's life is turned upside-down when a boy in his drama class takes him under his wing, introducing him to a world of excite...

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  • Take me to church (Book 1)
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    A boy raised around religion and the discounts for sin, Phil Lester is definitely not one to go around looking for trouble. With his father being the vicar of their local church, Phil has a lot to live up to and has to keep his reputation high if he's to be accepted. He doesn't do parties or drinking; the thought of...

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  • Up All Night // phan
    792K 42.1K 21

    Dan Howell is an insomniac....who's scared of the dark. Only a little bit. One late night (or early morning), he decides to venture out and explore London at its quietest. He meets Phil Lester at an all-night coffee shop, and the two quickly become friends. As the friendship continues to grow, Dan has to begin facing...

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  • The Benefits Project ; phan au
    2M 61.4K 34

    Dan Howell is a timid boy, who always does as he is told. He was once friends with Phil Lester, the 'bad influence' who soon ditches Dan for the popular group in Year 7. After five years of not talking to each other, they're partnered in a project and Phil's wants to win Dan over just like he has with most of their y...

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  • Parallel Universes || Phan
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    Phillip is a scientist who is studying Parallel Universes. After what he thinks is a tragic loss where his boyfriend, Daniel, goes into a coma he builds a machine which sends him into a different world. In this world there are no hover cars and holograms, just taxi's, tea and crumpets. When he enters a less advanced...

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  • Trains and Tailors
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    The year is 1808 and Phillip Lester is from a family that control his life. Every decision that's gotten his life this far has been made by his parents. Their next request is that Phil is to marry his lifelong friend, Louise. Forced, Phil packs his bags and gets on a train from London to the Lake District. Here, he me...

  • Ivory Keys (Phan AU)
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    Dan Howell is an unemployed musician looking for a job. He walks into a pub one night after a long day of job hunting and spies a piano in the corner with a "pianist needed" sign on it. He turns to the bartender to ask about the position but is stunned speechless by the beautiful person he sees.

  • Sinking
    639K 29.4K 44

    i was sinking, and i couldn't swim. {phan au} highest ranking - #10 in danandphil

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  • Not On Fire (Phan AU)
    348K 16.3K 39

    In which Dan's an arsonist and Louise thinks he needs more friends.

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  • Misfit (Phan AU)
    4.1M 101K 53

    Dan is different. He's learned to accept that. Well, as best he can anyway, considering he's never really had much of a choice. It's been this way for as long as he can remember, the constant runaround process of trying to feel normal. His life is built around it, trying to trick both himself and everyone he interacts...

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  • Nothing Burns Like the Cold (Phan)
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    Phil Lester is 'special', having the power to manipulate water with just a flick of his hand. Because of this, he was transferred into the special school, Dahlia Academy, which was built to harbor students with magical abilities. Here, he meets Dan Howell, a cold and distant pyromaniac who doesn't get close to anyone...

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