A girl's acceptance of herself, in four parts. 「 Top 10 in The UK Beauty and The Beast Short Story Contest 2017」

❝ I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I AM UP TO NO GOOD ❞ for the average potterhead to the potterhead more demented than a dementor and crazier than mad-eye moody, this book has more hp references than socks dobby has! COVER BY @senseikiwi [ warning | harry potter spoilers ] [ lowercase intended ] [ daily updates | excluding hiatuses ] highest ranking | NF15

Hello, fellow fangirl! Here are a few ways for us to die. *smiles creepily* Welcome to the fangirl death book. #103 in Humour 16 Aug 2016 #96 in Humour 18 Aug 2016 #73 in Humour 31 Aug 2016 #65 in Humour 01 Sep 2016 #52 in Humour 13 Oct 2016 #139 in Humour 30 Oct 2016

"You're such a factionless mundane from the capital!" "I'd rather kiss a crank" Insults referring to books are insults that a lot of readers will probably laugh at. If you don't understand, you probably haven't read the book that it's relating to :D 99% OF THESE INSULTS ARE ORIGINALLY THOUGHT OF AND CREATED BY ME Please be warned that this book may contain spoilers :) Highest Ranking: #112 in humour ××× [Not saying these to anyone, they're just made-up insults that would be funny if you understand :) All words belonging to authors (such as factionless, etc) belong fully to the authors and I own nothing]

Need a laugh? Read these horrible puns! Maybe leave one of your own! It'll guarantee a laugh! God, that sounded like an infomercial.... Good Luck, you'll need it.... Highest Rating: #294 in Humour

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Thomas didn't have a lifetime of stories to tell. He didn't have as many memories as you or I have. But he had some good times, and had some times which are only seen in nightmares. But the thing about Thomas was he was a real person, with feelings, with a voice, which his own kind of humour. Your not reading the Fault in Our Stars where there is a story threaded into Thomas's adventure where he got to meet his hero and had a love of his life. Actually as much as I wish Cancer worked wonderful tales into Thomas's life it didn't. So here is the truth about Cancer. The truth about a 6 year old with cancer who didn't understand he was dying and how it affected him, and how it affected his family. And what I think of him now. In this book I'm going to go into detail of my experiences with him. From the day he was diagnosed with cancer to the day he died. I'm going to go through my little memories of him being silly. I'm going to talk about his dreams. His fears. His potential. And how a 6 year old changed my life, my world and my existence. This book is about Thomas.

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Fantasy worlds... (2013) A writing exercise in visual sensations.