"My Mama hates me. She's jealous of me. She hates me. She hates me." Read at your own caution. This is a dark story.

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀

10 categories open for entry. Forty winners come out alive. Open till the end of summer. This is the rules and regulations book for this writing competition that was created for all of the underappreciated writers on Wattpad. So, if you're less than 5K readers, you might want to check out this contest. ;)

I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers. a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not. b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers. *** Copyright © 2015 by unfurled All rights reserved #34 Humour Featured as of 28/04/16