❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Have you noticed all the comeback books on wattpad are all the same? Well this one provides you with loads you have never heard before! Enjoy, and be the sarcasm royalty you know you are! Watch the Wattpad book trailer here! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZcgfvIXL_Y

Are you a loser? Do you need someone to teach you to give people some of the greatest comebacks ever? You've came to the right place. Add this book to your library and you will not regret it. I found the picture off the Internet. If you can make me a better one, gopher it.

This is just a book of jokes that I have heard or read somewhere. So I give credit to whoever wrote them and I hope you enjoy the book.

Here is part 2 of the Funny series.

Anime jokes and pics!!! Read all u want!!! Oh and also some non-anime stuff... Includes funny videos and pics! Enjoy!! XD

"Hey Blondie! What the hell are you doing?" I hear a voice behind me. I spare a glance to the person, and then balance myself on the ladder. "Can't you see, I am covering this class in toilet paper? I soo don't want to take the chemistry test." I continue my work. I am sure if Mr Thomas caught me, I would be Dead. "Are you Crazy?" "You will thank me later." ----------------------- Tempestuous: characterized by strong and turbulent or conflicting emotion. Vivian Jackson is pretty much a normal girl, if you ignore the trouble she makes. From blasting color bombs in the corridor to spray painting donuts on the principals door, you name it, she has done it. Sebastian Willson has spent one third of his life in detention, the other third of it in bunking classes and the last in the basket ball court. So when he sees Vivian wrecking his chemistry classroom, he is surprised. Because for the first time has he seen a girl being so bold and blunt. When these two meet sparks fly along with some knifes, toilet paper, water guns and cupcakes. Will these two be too opposite to attract, or a match made in hell? Come and join to see what happens in when a strong willed guy and a Tempestuous girl come together. Cover by the beautiful just_yasmin WARNING: CONTAINS EATING DISORDERS, ABUSE, AND HARASSMENT. IF YOU FEEL TRIGGERED BY ANY OF THESE, PLEASE READ ON UR OWN RISK #31 in Humor #43 in Teen Fiction

hey, if you are reading this please go ahead . Thank you First of all, I would like to tell you that if you are bored and this boredom crap thing is killing you You should definitely try this book. It has an awesome collection of funny jokes , quotes and theories which seem a thousand times better than newton's laws of motion . One more reason that I'm writing this book is that every chapter is dedicated to one of my Friends . This book is my way of killing Boredom XD If you are a good reader ( Not a silent one , you should vote and comment and pm me at times ) , sooner or later , you'll get a dedication !!! WITH THE CHAPTERS GOES MY FAVORITE ANIME " DEATH NOTE " . IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE ANIME . JUST CHECK OUT THE MULTIMEDIA AND LET ME KNOW HOW DO YOU LIKE IT . Hope you enjoy !!

[ Life's Like That sequel ] So guys.......the book is back again with the only difference that this time it's more Awesome than before . As I said, this book is my way of killing boredom and I got kinda booked very fast ........... I'm putting not only jokes this time but all the quotes and thoughts that bring a smile on your face, refresh your sweet memories and make you think "Life's Awesome Like That " !!!!!!! This time my motto is not only to make you laugh but give you some lines that encourage you, motivate you and make you relate them with your lives........... ****** #216 in Humor (as of 12th April'17)

"So anyone have any pets?" I say rather loudly that an old lady turns around and gives me a look as if to say 'go smash your face into a wall multiple times, please'. Ahh don't you just love old ladies? "I have a dog called Jake." Finn kinda grumbles quietly. "OMG YOU GUYS ARE LIKE JAKE AND FINN OF ADVENTURE TIME!" I pretty much scream. "Okay who else has pets?" "I have a younger sister, does that count?" Carlos asks. "I have two and a half cats." States Benny. Aww I love cats I wish I had two and a ha- "WHAT THE HELL, TWO AND A HALF CATS?" I screamed horrified. "Why would some one chop a cat in half? That's so cruel, and why? Like I mea-" "Hey, Hey, I meant two cats and a kitten, not literally two and a half of a cat." Benny says quickly. "Oh that make more sense now." Confusing, weird, sarcastic and crazy are just a few words to describe the beautiful girl named Cassie. Her looks will draw you in but her Craziness will send you running the other way. Her only friend being a sarcastic voice in her head. That is until she meets the gang. What happens when Cassie is mistaken for another girl at her school and gets kidnapped by a gang. How will Cassie handle the awkward Situation? Will she even make it out alive? Probably not. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Hey everyone, I just wanted to warn you about cuss words, bad grammar and Stuff like that. Also please do not copy this idea, I'm warning. you have a choice wether you think it is a good idea or not, not if you do copy the idea I will personally hunt you down then send my army of trained and loyal, ducks. So if you do copy, be 100% prepared for Duck attacks in your near future. Anyways thanks for giving this story a chance. : ) ❤️ Cover by: glimmersnowflakes Go check her out she awesome!