"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

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He pushes me against a wall and started at me hungrily, his icy blue eyes burning through my skin. "Luke...What...what are you doing?" I asked nervously. "Nothing...." He said teasingly, while wrapping his arounds around my waist, slightly touching my bum. "Please stop it..." I whined. He bit his lip ring, which secretly I thought it made him look even sexier than he already is but I would never tell him that. "Are you sure you want me to stop?" He said while kissing up my jawline, stopping at the crook of my neck. Then he started sucking softly, blowing a little while after then he sucked on the same place again. I couldn't move at all, it was as if my body was frozen. He slowly backed his lips away from my neck, leaning his forehead against mine. "You're mine now, baby."

''Who's that?'' I asked curious. ''That my friend, is danger.'' What do you do when one of the most feared men in Australia and his dangerous gang members, locks their eyes on you?

I love him. I really do. And I don't know why..........I've never met him. He has NEVER even heard of me. Yet I do. I love him. I love Chandler Riggs..........

Reagan Evans happens to sit next to Chandler Riggs on the bus and they kiss n stuff (This is a small summary of what happens and the lack of imagery and supporting details is a pattern throughout the story so that's fun. I'm also rewriting this to make it not so cringeworthy woo!) **read if u want it's really stupid but somehow it's got like 24k who knows**

Shailee Carter is a well known teenage actress. She was currently working on a movie when her Mom told her she would be taking a break from acting. Shailees devastated to leave Dallas, Texas where all her friends were. But that doesn't stop her Mom from moving her all the way too Woodstock, Georgia. Shailee will have too get used to the city and it's ways. Then she meets Chandler.. [Finished 12.29am, 4/27/15]

Short Story based on the short film by Beyond Tomorrow Films.

We all know who Carl Grimes is, right? Well if you don't, he's a 14 year old boy growing up in a post-apocalyptic world. After his sanctuary is destroyed and his group is scattered, he is separated from everyone, even his dad. He's all alone. His fear of losing everyone is now a reality. Carl meets a girl named Bryn not too long after, who saves him from being killed. He's faced with new challenges, new people, and new fears trying to find his father, sister, and the rest of his group. But wait, who's Bryn? ~|•|this story takes place in the second half of season 4 of The Walking Dead|•|~

{ book 2 } Paige and Carl still have a long lasting relationship. But will it last forever? Or will it all fade away? If you liked my first book ' stay with me' you'll sure to like this one.