"Yeah? Prove it." I spat at the wolf. 'He's telling the truth, you don't feel the power coming off of him?' My wolf whimpered. Oh shit. The black wolf looked me over the it's eyes went wide. "I'm mated to a white wolf?" He asked in disbelief. I rolled my green eyes. What is he color blind? "Maybe" I said sarcastically. "What's your name." The wolf growled. "What's yours? Mr.Alpha?" I asked sweetly with a edge of get the hell off. I don't know if he noticed though. "Colton Waters, alpha of the Black Ices pack, one of the most powerful packs in the world. You are?" My breath was caught in my throat. If you have a problem with cussing, or sexual content this story is not for you.

Nothing really to describe :) *DISCLAIMER* THIS BOOK. IT IS OLD. My opinions have GREATLY changed since I wrote this as a youngun quite some years ago, so I apologize for my weak reasoning (and probably quite controversial opinions). But I might as well keep it on here for the laughs!

The most random conversations and text messages between the Warrior Cats. Spoiler alert! I own nothing unless noted otherwise

My art book. Don't trace, steal, or copy anything here. The majority of this book is like 4 years old, so excuse everything in the beginning. The good stuff starts at around part 90. XD REQUESTS ARE OPEN

A huge collection of Warrior Cat Quotes, straight from the Erins. I've picked out some of the most beautiful, poetic, sassy, funny, and iconic lines in the Warriors series. Enjoy! ~~ The LARGEST and most CURATED collection of Warriors quotes on Wattpad! ~~ Please don't fight in the comments, I mean, c'mon! I'll have to start comment-controlling. Random #42 -- August 12, 2015

My name is Fat Cat. I am a fat ginger cat, which I guess is how I got my name. My life started terribly. I was abandoned in a house. My owners left me there, locked in a cupboard. The cool thing is, I can talk! Join me on my adventures with Bella and my other Kitty friends...... I just gave the story away there. I always muck up. Don't tell my owners!

Prophecies are works about journeys and saving clans via StarClan's designated cats. StarClan can't predict everything though, right? Sparkfur is hated by much of her clan. She's much more intelligent than any other cat, she's sassy, and an annoyance. They have half a mind to kick her out, but at the same time, they would never put the deputy's sister in the dangers of being a loner. That's the difference about DrizzleClan and its fellow bordering clans: the rogues are savages that will murder any lone cat in cold blood if they don't join up with the growing Rogue band. So no blunt prophecy from the heavens, but we do have Sparkfur and her tense-relationship with her brother Berryfoot to stop the massacres. Or at least attempt to. // Contains darker themes (such as death, gore, etc.) and may cause one heartbreak. Includes art for most chapters by me. Started : September 12, 2015 Finished : March 30, 2016

This book is going to be about many funny jokes. You might have heard some of these jokes before because I did not make most of them up, but if you haven't, I hope you enjoy this book and have a laugh!