Voldemort cursed Harry in the graveyard so that he can only speak Parseltongue. Harry embarks on his fifth year alternately furious and despairing and trying to learn faster writing, British Sign Language, and nonverbal casting all at once. It turns out that not all Slytherins are Malfoy or Snape, and not everyone is frightened of Parseltongue. (THIS BOOK IS NOT MINE! The author is Lomonaaeren on ao3!!)

The final story of Dear Mr. Potter. It's Maia's turn to learn. What's the life of a Potter- Malfoy without angst.

Sequel to Dear Mr. Potter

Harry returns to Hogwarts after defeating the Dark Lord just to have to fight again. Only this time it's a fight against heritage, instinct, and nature. Who will win?

Win a DATE with HARRY POTTER! At this year's fourth annual New Horizons charity auction and gala there will be a most rare and unusual item up for bid, a Date with the hero of the wizarding world, Harry Potter! Pansy leaned into his arm, "Would you win Potter?' she asked and before he could answer she held up an ornate card. Draco's eyes widened and he reached out for the invitation. Pansy twitched it back, "Draco," she said quietly, "I will only give this to you if you win that ridiculous Potter date."

When Pansy bets Draco that there is no chance he and Harry could carry out a genuine romantic relationship, he and Harry form a plan. But as their fake relationship progresses, Draco sees a side of Harry he never expected. Harry is struggling with something, pushing it far down inside him where he doesn't have to acknowledge its existence. Draco starts to worry, and then he starts to care, and then... horribly... he starts to fall in love. Smut. 50k words.

Summary: Tom and Harry are inevitable in any universe. OR: While Dumbledore and Grindelwald play their chess game across Europe, two young wizards form an unlikely friendship. [That one where Tom and Harry are born in the same generation.] https://archiveofourown.org/works/16308554/chapters/38146754

Peter Parker has stumbled into something he really shouldn't have. It was Ned's fault, well that was wrong it was actually Jameson's fault for only giving him twenty-four hours to get pictures of something front page worthy before he was fired. Then Ned had given him the tip about some raid going down by the docks, and it was just his luck when it wasn't a police raid but one gang versus another. Then he had been spotted by James Rhodes, Tony Stark's right-hand man. That's why he's hanging from ropes in a room waiting to be interrogated by none other than Tony Stark himself. (Tony Stark in 40's as usual and Peter is 18 or 19) or Tony Stark is a mob boss who has set his sites on Peter Parker and isn't going to let the boy, that he now thinks of as his, go.

"After he accidentally gets Malfoy pregnant on a drunken fuck at a club, Harry doesn't anticipate that it'd be just as easy to fall in love with him."

Harry has a show to put on and the last thing he needs is prima ballerina Draco Malfoy messing things up. But when Draco is injured, the two end up spending more time together and Harry wonders if maybe there's something between them after all? Drarry/Harry Potter Fanfiction. Muggle AU. Smut. 20.4K words.