Why all of society scares me. Including you. And me. (Like I started this book when I was 12 and the beginning is crap but I can't get rid of it without feeling guilty. So I'd recommend starting from the back but that's just me.)

There were these three guys sitting in the car. there names were Shut up,Poop, and Manners. So Shut up was the drivers seat, Manners was in the passengers seat, and poop was in the back. when shut up hit a tree. So 5 minutes later the cops came and said what's your name kid and he said Shut up, (the cop thought he was telling him to shut up but he wasn't that was his name.)Then he said it again kid please tell me your name Shut up, and then he said okay for real tell me your name i told you shut up. then the cop said were are your manners in the back picking up poop. (Manners was picking up poop because he fell when the hit the tree)