Woah! Look! It's CrazystarThunderClan, Firestar4ever, Frostycloud, SlugterranCat, Brambleclaw4ever, LightningStrikeTC, FrostFireWarriorCat, WhisperSpirit, and helloilovecats all making one huge spoof book! Hi der is Herkfost. I innduct u 2 buk. No. //facepalms- dumb Hawkfrost. That poor frickin idiot. Welcome to this crazy book! It's so crazy, it'll get you kicked out of StarClan just for reading it. Since it was published, the StarClan police have reported a 200% rise in arson. This is about psycho cats who live around a lake, eating bird poo, being Sues, and farting unicorns. Feel free to call the Mental Hospital, but the cats will shred them before they leave their narwhal van. Good luck!

Want to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"

Hey, it's Lionblaze! I decided to write my first warriors spoof, so I hope that you enjoy it ;)

35 prodigious ways to get kicked out of Baefeather’s den. DON’T TRY THESE AT YOUR CLAN!

WHY. WHY IS THE QUESTION. THE ANSWER IS, IDK. JUST, WHY. ~Ivy

Welcome! This is a big book full of Warrior Cat Spoofs!! It contains laughs, giggles, and a bunch of DEATH. So if you do possibly want to read this, bring a weapon! ~~~ IF YOU STEAL ANY OF THESE I WILL FIND YOU AND TIGERSTAR WILL EAT YOU.

Wanna know how to annoy firestar?! Wanna prank scourge? Want to know how to prank starclan? Or... Plan an attack on bloodclan?! Well, you came to the right place! Scourge: the right place to.. -sheaths claws- OOOOKK!! Ugh.. Just read :p