"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." Before he became the world-renowned chocolatier, William "Willy" Wonka was just a young wizard attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Cover Credit @ipromisu

Most of these aren't mine and are from the Internet and Instagram. There will be some plot-twists and head canons included. Enjoy!

WARNING: I SHALL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY STUPID THINGS YOU DO BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK. I DO NOT PERSONALLY OWN ALL OF THESE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS MOST DEFINITELY ADVISED. When you're bored, you go do something to make you "un-bored". I suggest Netflix, Youtube, or if you're a bookworm, reading. Personally, I'm more of a WattpadWorm, but you can be any type of worm you want to be, I'm not judging. When you're really bored, you can read my book. Go try some of these things. Tell me how it works. If you get kicked out of somewhere, I feel your pain. I have gotten "Please leave"s and "We would prefer it if you were to not come back here."s for dares. I've also gotten kicked out of lecture halls for laughing too loudly with my friends or "being a disruption". BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT. What even was my point? Oh yeah, I would love if you would read my book. I'm just a starting author, and every bit of criticism helps. I thank all of my readers so so much and you are fabulous. #34 in random ?! i know it may not last long, but RAD, BRO // keep reading, don't judge the book from this comment.

Nothing compares to the feeling you get when you get back at someone for something they did. What better way to do that then annoying them. When you annoy someone you do it over and over. So they totally flip out and possibly humiliate themselves. In this book you will read ways to annoy in Walmart ,Iin the library, in the bathroom even your brothers and sisters will now have a way to be annoyed. Also read 1000 thing to do before you die.:-)

Unbelievable facts you never heard before... One new fact per day!

First fanfic... I tried Gideon Pines was looking forward to a peaceful summer, until his parents made him go to Gravity Falls, a sleepy town in Oregon, to stay with his grunkle Bud. With his best friend, Pacifica Southeast, he uncovers the mysteries and meet strange new people.