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wow I'm still drawing by notsoawkwardllama
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I'm only here because of unpopular demand //please continue for self-deprecating jokes and puns in a desperate attempt to amuse myself lol//
 Voltron Chat Room by mubuttfries
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What happens when the characters of Voltron get onto a chat room together? 😅😅 Apparently nothing good. Sample: *Coran has entered the chat room* Coran- HELLO PALADINS! HOWS IT GOING? Hunk- Ahh! No need to shout Coran 👋🏾👋🏾 Coran- I'M NOT SHOUTING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING. WHY AREN'T THE LETTERS SMALL LIKE YOURS? Lance- *facepalm* Pidge- You're on caps lock Coran. Just click that little arrow to the left. Coran- I DON'T COME FROM EARTH. PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT AN ARROW IS. Lance- *double face palm* Pidge- Omg 😑 Stay there Coran. I'll come help u.
Windswept by wildgreenskittle
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Reid has been homeless on the streets of New York for years now, fighting for cash in clubs and sleeping in empty buildings. With his special ability, Reid could have whatever life he wanted, but chooses not to. When Sam meets Reid on the subway, she has a hard time forgetting about him, and not only because he keeps showing up in the least likely of places. Sam doesn't know it at first, but the boy she just met is about to show her a whole other world.
100 Things Normal People Do NOT Understand by CoarilineRose
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Don't you hate that one awkward moment when you bluff out on something you love, and normal people don't understand. Here's how to avoid all of that junk. ~Cover is yet to come~ Copyright, A l e y a h. ALL rights are reserved. THANK YOU SOOO MUCH @_HogwartsTribute_ I LOVE THE COVER CRIES
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents by CoarilineRose
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Don't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die! Hope you all can relate :3 Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. Highest ranking in ranking: #20 12/31/15 YAAAS :D @JakePatt ofc for the cover c; tysmm
The School of Freaks by anythingeeky
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*under going editing* 28 years after world war 3 ended and the world is still recovering The bombs and nukes went off and everyone that survived would never be the same. The radiation killed or transformed the living. Animals turned into hybrids and humans, well that's an interesting story. The school was created people for people like me. Those who had been transformed by the after effects. We gained "powers", the things our parents knew as fiction. We all came to school to gain control little did we know something bigger was going on.
100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016 by CoarilineRose
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Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS