I'm in outer space and she's underwater. How to defy gravity, is what I taught her. And she teaches me to look to the depths, not the stars. She shows me ocean and I show her Mars.

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"A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism." - Georges Bataille. Jack has a, special, type of appetite; he devours kidneys. His twisted diet demands for victims, scalpels, and malevolent intuition. Stalking his prey for days on end, patience and precision is a virtue for ripping the unwilling donors apart, just before he stomachs their precious organs. On a warm, lonely night, the masked human eater is enchanted by the scent a stranger's insides give off, the odor captivating his taste buds into a savage frenzy. Finding flaws in simply ending her, Jack is intrigued when the stranger proposes an alluring proposition that demands his undivided attention. What Jack soon comes to realize is that like his appetite, there is something sick about her, and her very special kidneys...

[Sequel to Psychotic] After crashing with the past, Jeff had almost lost sight of his purpose and was inches away from appealing back to his former human conditions. But with no choice but to reject the soul that had deceived and betrayed him, Jeff freed himself from partaking on the path that lead back into her arms. Unfortunately, the past is never finished with torturing you. And when it comes back, it comes with a vengeance. Increasing pressure and monumental revelations only make things worse. Now Jeff is faced with the ultimate challenge between loving her, or ripping her head off without taking everyone, including himself, down with her.

Kyler doesn't show his feelings; he's a cocky concoction of mixed emotions - hidden away behind a curtain of secrets. He gets away with it though, brushing off the serious stuff with humor and a snappy attitude. His goofy, colorful friends accept his seclusion, as does his stunning high school sweet-heart girlfriend. Kyler is a hard guy to figure out, and he's fine with that. But when an innocent game of 'Never Have I Ever' leads the straight, care free Kyler lip-first into his best friend's little brother, he'll find that it's hard to keep your life hidden when it's slowly being unzipped.

He's psychotic, mad in the head, and shivers at the sweet taste of flesh. All Jeff desired was the perfect kill. A victim to fight back, give him a challenge, and amuse his sick cravings. He found who he was looking for, but was she too feisty, even for his taste? Too accustomed to his being there? When Jeff realizes this, he doesn't know whether to end her or not. The option is tempting, but there's something deeper to this story. Something that prohibits his inner murderer from stabbing her lifeless. He begins to feel something sick, even sicker than all the blood shed and fear he's caused, the longer he's met with those green, nostalgic eyes. He begins to remember.

[Sequel to What Lovely Kidneys You Have] Love is a special sort of tragedy. It breathes into your unexpecting lungs, a violent poison disguised as sweet perfume. Eyes twinkle with the brightest of soft, purple stars, a great constellation of beauty and magic. This mask of love shields you from the rest of the wreched world just long enough to gain your trust, and then it slowly slinks itself away & abandons you in a desolate waste land of misery and longing. Eyeless Jack came upon a soul - one that he's never had the likes of knowing before. She slips her way into his admiration, her lovely kidneys a magnet, but her lovely essence a lure that's hooked onto him. After making the fatal mistake of infecting her with his own brand of evil, he leaves her abandoned with a pair of cuffs slung harshly around her wrists in fear of falling madly in love. She doesn't stay gone though as the strict bond formed between them refuses to stretch any longer. And yes, there will blood. How lovely.