"Are you the devil?" "If you aren't a monster, then what are you? What can possibly be worse?" "A mad man." A Dan Howell fanfic. Warning Triggers: explicit language, sexual content, mental institutions, mental illnesses, drug use, gore. Mature content, some might find offensive. - Enjoy. ~ (Amazing cover by cliquot on Wattpad!)

i may be cold, but you keep me warm.

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short little dan and phil imagines that you can read to get a little dan and phil feels! some about dan, some about phil, some about dan and phil! enjoy! ^.^

he was a DANsel in distress hahahaha

Skye was Phil's childhood best friend, they hadn't seen each other in years and now Phil has an extremely popular youtube channel. When Skye goes to live with Phil and his room mate Dan everything goes wrong. Skye and Dan hate each other and are battling to be Phil's main friend. Dan thinks Skye needs to lighten up and let herself go. But Skye thinks Dan is immature and irresponsible. What will happen when they are forced to live together? But opposites attract right? (FINISHED)

What happens when, famous YouTuber, Dan Howell's flight gets canceled and he asks for help from a random girl? Is she an ax-murderer? Will she murder him in his sleep? Will she poison his food? <><><><> So yeah I started this at like 1 am to help me get to sleep and it turned into this. Huge thank you to @pencil_pirate for helping me edit this monstrosity and thank you SO SO SO MUCH to @gruntle for the BEAUTIFUL cover!!!! *completed* Yes in heavy editing so things will change sorry but parts suck and I hate how they are. :/

All it took was a wink from Dan Howell and I had to get his attention. (Currently Editing but please, by all means, judge as you will.)