Itachi is a hard working businessman that has a big secret. He kills people in his free time. Life was boring for the man that only hobbies consisted of reading books and murdering people. One day he finds someone that interests him rather than pisses him off. This perky doctor looks at Itachi in a new light trying to figure him out. Itachi surprising himself lets her, but will it scare her away when she gets to know the real Itachi? The one covered in the blood of those closest to him. This is a Itasaku with mature content and horror.

Sakura, who is often sent on solo diplomatic missions on behalf of the Hokage, makes an unlikely ally on her travels. itasaku (note since y'all keep complaining: I also ship SasuHina so SasuHina is in this story. It's in the tags. I don't care if you ship them or not, this is literally a crack ship fic. Quit being an asshole.)

Uchiha Itachi - the heir of a powerful yakuza organisation - tries desperately to woo an air headed and unbelievably naive country girl, Haruno Sakura. If only he could just get his intentions of dating and then marriage through that thick head of hers! (A very stupid novel indeed.)