You're a half- lycra half- human who has been living underground in a cavern for years, your only company being bat-squirrels and books. He's one of the filthiest people in the history of filth, the living embodiment of what a person should not be. When your paths somehow meet. You escape the cavern and begin to find out things about the realm around you, getting little to no help from Francis of the Filth and all his fucked up friends. The real question is, can a human-Lycra fall in love with a 50 something cancer infested being like the man you start living with? No fucking chance. But with a life adventure of explosions, gender bending, modern art, and excessive porn gadgets? Maybe there is.

An experiment, just a test to see if we make the cut. Weapons within us but we don't know how to use them. Freedom is a hard thing to keep. ♡♥♡ Hope you enjoy ♡♥♡ ( H2OVanoss ~ Minicat ~ Terrornuckle ~ LuiDaith )

"Are you a ghost..?" Cartoonz asks, not quite sure he isn't still dreaming. "I'm a water spirit," the being corrects. The night is long and heavy and all Cartoonz can make out of him is blue light, and something heavy that hangs off of him.

After a cruise ship crashes, Tom and Tord end up stranded on an island together, with no way to get home.

Tord is a rich and often busy 20 years old guy. His life is very lonely ever since he started working, at least he doesn't have to deal with high school bullies anymore. But he really wants someone by his side, but not one of those girls at his job that continuously flirt with him just of his appearances and money. He even keeps his sexuality hidden, not wanting to ruin his own reputation. In the meantime, at the café near Tord's huge mansion, a 20 years old male works there. He is quite shy and people give him bad looks because of his black, hollow eyes. One day Tord enters in and is love at first sight as he meets his eyes with the other male's one. One day though, a lot of people get an invitation for a party with... Masks. (cover made my girlfriend and me)

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[Edited] Get the pun? This is a book where you can request any ship you want me to write. Please do not get disappointed if I don't write it fast enough! Some ship examples: EddTord/TordEdd, TomEdd/EddTom, TordTom/TomTord, and EW Piolets (Pau and Pat). Please enjoy!

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(Animal Jam is a website, based off the website!) Two enemy clans are in a big war. But when the deputies of each clan fall in love, what will happen? Things get chaotic, that's what happens. Hearts broken, fear in lives, near death experiences. Will jammers survive?