Playing music has always been a big part of Phil's life. From the time he was five, and banging spoons against the table, to present day; seventeen years old and apart of the upcoming Alt. Rock/Everything-In-Between band, Heinous. It's an easy life to live, he's sure. Making music with his best friends, trying to avoid failing high school the best he can, and getting his parents to stay off his back about 'that God-awful noise'. And there's Dan Howell. His sex-on-legs, hot tempered boyfriend, who miraculously shares his love of music. It's like they're meant to be. You know, except they're apart of different bands. Rival bands, to be exact, with every member hating the other, with a vengeance. They know damn well not to publicise their relationship, not with a certain competition coming up that could make or break them; the tension would be off the charts and would do nothing but cause unwanted drama. But you can't keep secrets forever. And with the stress of practice and their band members on their backs, it's getting harder to keep it in the dark.

*'BEST SERIES' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2017)* FIRST BOOK IN THE 'STAINED' SERIES Meet Phil Lester, a bad boy with blood on his hands. Literally. After one night strikes, Phil turns to a group of serial killers as a distraction and soon he finds himself with a trail of dead bodies at his own fault. Meet Dan Howell, a shy boy with flowers in his hair and nail polish on his fingers. Friendless and full of anxiety, he remains alone, until said serial killer with tattoos and piercings sits right next to him in the same support group. Phil finds himself falling for Dan when his mission is to kill him, and he wants to get close, even if that means spilling the unwanted truth- and a bit of blood. (punk!phil meets pastel!dan) [rated R for language and violence/gore]

Dan loves his job. The lights, the stage, the adoring crowd. But he has a rule: No kissing or sex at work. No feelings. Phil loves his flat. He avoids clubs, parties, and social gatherings with his roommate Pj. He's quiet and reserved. Unexpected events lead Dan and Phil right to each other, and each of their lives change drastically, for better or for worse. [[stripper!dan au, phan, boyxboy, nsfw smut in some chapters (I'll warn you beforehand)]]

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

Phil doesn't talks. Well, not anymore. The last time he said something, was when he didn't hate himself. And that was a long time ago. But now, everything is different. He must struggle with depression, whilst new boy Dan Howell desperately attempts to win him over. [Warning: this could be triggering at some points]

-Kickthepj x reader- First off, you're a girl. You're 25 years old. You have a lot of secrets. First secret, you're ArrowTheGeek. A successful YouTuber, specifically vlogger, who keeps her identity a secret. Second secret, you have social anxiety. Third secret, you like Pj Liguori. When you finally move to England, you whole life changes. You meet new people and get to live the dream. But is this really what you wanted? *Trigger warning. Panic attacks. Anxiety.* Also, logic doesn't exist

You decide to move to move in with your best friend who lives in London, England, coincidentally the same city your favorite YouTubers, Dan and Phil live. But you actually meeting them? Quite unlikely. Or is it?

You meet Dan @Uni and stuff happen....

- won first place in the summer 2015 x reader fanfiction awards - You feel like your life is one big existential crisis. You can't get a job, your landlord is an asshole (to put it lightly), and your mum is incredibly overprotective. You feel lost... until you meet HIM. (featuring end of 2014 - early 2016 Dan) *UNDER SEVERE EDITING - MAY NOT MAKE SENSE* *** incredibly cliché, read at own risk. occasional swearing (censored) and mentions of mature themes. one scene of abuse. enjoy! *** ©phangirlingweirdo