CW: Contains nonconsensual spanking of an adult M/M, no lemon (lol sorry polygrumps). Ninja Brian doesn't appreciate Danny's insults. And instead of killing him, like he does to everyone else, he decided to take a different approach. Also, I'm not writing about Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht playing the characters of Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian; I'm writing about Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian like they're real people. Just so we're clear.

Jacksepticeye is acting up and about to move in with Markiplier when Mark has had enough