Arlen already knows about that one psychopathic witch who haunts the forest and lures the fellow creatures of their town into it for its own unspeakable reasons, because who doesn't? This has been going before Arlen was even born and he has already reached his early 120s. Now, the one thing that Arlen doesn't know is when something menacing (more menacing than the witch itself) finds its way into their little town of pity, he's gonna have to work together with this insane witch. And who knows, maybe they'll even fall in love somewhere in that mess. ~Or in other words, when a misunderstood, heart broken witch and a lonely, not so vampire-y, vampire fall in love.~ [[IN MAJOR EDITING]]

Like any other teenager, I wanted a damn break from school. Well, a murder on campus gave me that break. Sadly (for me, mostly) the murder had to do with my new... "friend": a homicidal, obsessive, cunning, and possessive stalker with an irritating sense of humor. How did I stumble onto the stalker of all stalkers? no. damn. clue. What I do know is that they text me obsessively, kill people around me, and threaten my friends and family if I throw away my phone or tell the cops. Well, they cover the categories of insane, murderous, and annoying, so I'm already screwed. But that doesn't mean I'm going down without a fight.