❝Hello, this is target. My name is Benjamin. How may I help you today?❞ ❝So, lets metaphorically say that I purchased a toilet from you guys and when I took it home, it broke. Would I be able to get a free toilet since mine broke?❞ ❝Ma'am, we don't sell toilets.❞ ❝Look, I don't mean to be racist or anything but I don't like your attitude.❞ In which a teenage girl calls target for all of her dying questions.

After feeling rejected by everyone that she's cared about, the last thing Nicki Watson wants to do is get attached when she moves to West Cliff to care for her dying grandmother. But the more she gets to know the people that live there, the more she realizes that not getting attached may not be an option. cover by ointments

"You know what stood out to me when I first met you?" He asked me. I shook my head. "Most people who walk in here, I can guess where they'll go. Which genre, I mean. But you, you surprised me." "Why?" I asked. "Because you." He said. "You walked in here with a Fall Out Boy shirt on, and went straight for the classical section."

An artistic playboy? Never heard that one before. - Parker Ly was a full package-intelligent, good-looking, sporty, and a bad boy. Oh yes, he was also an artist. He also had a secret; he fell in love with a girl in ripped jeans and a blue bomber jacket who only came out at night. He didn't even know her real name, but he knew he had to have her. Mae Chen wore Hollister hoodies and read books while walking to class-no one would expect her to be the dark-haired beauty who ran under the stars and appeared at only the wildest parties. But when Mae is paired up with one of Parker's best friends for a month long project, it gets harder and harder to keep up the mask. How long will she last? Parker is getting more curious by the day, but something is fishy about the girl his best friend had been partnered with. And another problem: was he falling for this girl? 「book one in the Liberal Academy series」

[COMPLETED] ❝Sometimes two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together.❞ Celeste Sawyer and Archer Rossi have been best-friends since childhood. That is until a heartbreaking event, Archer is involved in a dreadful accident that wipes his entire memory clean of everything in the past... including Celeste. Celeste watches Archer rise to popularity, watches as he befriends the popular kids, and watches as he forgets all about her. Until Celeste is tired of just watching and decides to attend her childhood best friends family barbecue, after months of ignoring the family, in hopes of rekindling their friendship. Celeste is willing to do absolutely anything possible to get her best friend back. Will he remember her? Or continue to forget? Will they continue to drift apart? Or will Celeste realize he's not only her best friend but the love of her life? Cover by: @RebellionOfALifetime Highest Ranking: #40 in Humor as of September 3, 2017

When one puts love into something, it means a whole fucking lot. [complete]

Jack is born against all the gender stereotypes and she loves to punch people for no reason. When she meets Calvin, things change -- it's not like a meeting of water and fire; however it'll burn. ✿ Evaline Green, 2015

She only wanted a chicken noodle soup. He only wanted to keep talking to her. They didn't only fall in love. Told through a series of phone calls. » #5 in Short Story on 28/06/2020

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION When her initiation into her college's History Club goes awry, Sol has to come face to face with Ethan-the cute guy whose house she just broke into. ***** Soledad Gutierrez, or Sol to her friends, decides to join the History Club at her Community college. However, this club is not like other clubs: they have an initiation process and a slew of other 'extracurricular activities.' In order to join the club, Sol must break into the oldest house in her small Californian town and steal one of their forks. The club members provide all the materials to break in; she just needs to take the utensil, take a selfie in the kitchen, and get out undetected-with the fork, of course. The problem is: Ethan Winston spots Sol in his grandparent's house, and he's determined to uncover the reason behind the break-in. However, both he and Sol are thrown for a loop when feelings begin to develop between them. And as Ethan becomes suspicious of the History Club, he and Sol get tangled in an adventure none of them were expecting. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] [[Wattys 2019 Winner for Young Adult + Being Published by Wattpad Books in Fall 2020]]

"Hello?" "Why do '24 hours, 7 days a week' shops have locks on their doors?" "Uh-" "Why is the meaning of life hard to find when we have dictionaries?" "Um perso-" "Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?" "I dont kno-" "If a cow laughed really hard would milk come out its nose?" "Hey-" "Does a postman deliver his own mail?" "MYSTERY PERSON!" "Yes?" "I don't know the answers to your stupid questions." "Okay then, how's life?" ---------------------------------------- Hello fellow readers! Thank you for clicking on my book, I hope you enjoy it. This book is from my imagination so please don't steal it. Highest ranking in short story: #5 ** this story is completed ** My story is edited but I know it's not perfect. If anyone finds any spelling or grammar mistakes feel free to comment in the comment section. Thank you.