Okay, we all pretty much know what happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, but we all want more. Something new. Something weird. Something slightly PG-13. Well, here you go. The truth about Star Wars (aka the Star Wars Urban Dictionary aka your new favorite book.) Read on for weirdness. (THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. It's supposed to be a book set up like Urban Dictionary, a website with definitions for everyday words [and also fandom-y things like Star Wars] written by people online. They can be weird at times, but that makes them funny. Don't read if you don't like Urban Dictionary.)

The Jedi Council allowed love, and Anakin didn't turn evil. What could happen next? Join the Skywalker family on many adventures, some funny, some serious, and some, well, deadly.

Han wasn't the only person Leia asked to help bring her son home. She went in secret to Rey, who had already once bested Kylo. Rey agreed to help the woman, and thus, in a snow-covered forest, allows Kylo Ren to gain her trust. Kylo was also given an order. Snoke told him he must kill Rey, but somehow, he found himself incapable. Imagine a world in which Rey had agreed to Kylo Ren's offer to help train her. Imagine a world in which somehow two souls meet and discover that while on opposing sides of a never ending war, they aren't exactly different. Light and dark fills them both. DISCLAIMER: I am assuming that Kylo and Rey are not related at all. :) REVIEWS: "This is so well written. With no mistakes! I would love an update ASAP because I am obsessed with this story!" - @Destined_By_Fate "Omg what is life after this. I can't wait for more!" - @chicalakika "Feedback? Feedback is that I want to be you! I love this story! And also, I love how you dig deep into why Kylo actually wears the mask! Brilliant!!!" - @storysouls "mmmmmm..... Sexual tension. I like." - @confusedfangirl_ "Never. Stop. Writing. This." - @Touka275 "THIS WAS JUST TOO GOOD. MY HEART IS CRYING!!!" - @reyloshipper

Star Wars joins Facebook.... What can go wrong?