"Rude, aren't you", she hissed, feeling the tears prick the back of her eyes. "A filthy little mudblood, am I?" A tale of 7 years of Hogwarts journey of Hermione Granger, a girl mistakenly sorted into the wrong house by a cruel twist of fate. And sometimes, the Sorting Hat liked to play jokes, if only to ease his infinite boredom. [A Slytherin!Hermione fanfiction. DRAMIONE & Golden Trio Centric] *Cover Art © ScarlettsMir. Please do not use without permission. I do not own the Harry Potter universe. Only the *art cover* and the basic twist of the story line is mine. I repeat, the art cover is drawn by me, so PLEASE don't take without permission. Written on 08.24.2016 Words: 58,040

*★* WATTPAD FRIENDS AND FAMILY, WATTPAD FEATURED STORY & 2017 WATTYS WINNER!! *★* Preceded by rumors of their prophetic birth, pure-blood twins, Fred and George Weasley, follow in the footsteps of their three older brothers by attending a school for witchcraft and wizardry. All should be well...but from the moment they enter Hogwarts Castle, the identical boys are met with high expectations, troublesome situations, a mystery fifty years in the making, and their ever-imminent expulsion. Aided by two classmates and using their newfound aptitude toward mischief-making, the twins are compelled to resolve the mystery in order to avoid being ejected from the school and excluded from practicing magic for the rest of their lives. =================== :: #55 in Fanfiction (Highest) :: Updates for FRED AND GEORGE AND THE TOILERS OF TROUBLE: Every single day, unless I've lost my marbles or I bite the dust (or some other witty, fateful idiom), until Book 7 is complete. :: Spoilers, overt negativity/hostility, and self-promotion will be deleted. :: Expect Book 2 later this year! :: MCliffordAuthor on Twitter/Instagram/Snapchat/Facebook :: This transformative work of fiction (fan fiction) is based on the creations of series author, J.K. Rowling (JKR). Portions of the text were inspired by the writings of JKR, but much is original content by author, M. Clifford. The story is non-commercial, posted without authorization or permission from JKR, and is not in any way affiliated with the Harry Potter franchise. All original content is copyright M. Clifford, 2002.

Sirius Black told Harry that there were four Marauders. He told Harry that his best friends in school were James, Remus and Peter. He told Harry that there were three unregistered Animagi at the time he was at Hogwarts. He lied. There was another, only one other, who Sirius never mentioned. Perhaps because they had a falling out... perhaps because something happened to her. Rowan Mulciber is the missing Marauder, and this is her story.

Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list! -- When your mind is all you can trust, what happens when your memories fail you? After being homeschooled for the past four years, Cecilia Vance enters her fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry only to find her school life suddenly intertwined with that of Sirius Black, a rebellious delinquent as attractive as he is irritating. To top it all off, when a life-changing letter arrives by owl on her very first day, Cecilia quickly finds that she has a lot more to worry about than just surviving Hogwarts. Forget school, she'll have to be stuck with Sirius Black forever... as an arranged marriage? Yeah, life's good. ROMANCE | FANTASY | COMEDY | ADVENTURE **COMPLETED

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

After Gaea and Voldemort's defeat, various demigods enrol at Hogwarts. They befriend Harry Potter, fail homework assignments, and train the wizards to defeat Voldemort (who's somehow back from the dead) and his army of Greek monsters. But first...a bit of death gets in the way... ➵ cover by @ChloeCGS ➵ pjo / hp crossover

Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed! ⚯͛

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