Pick Up lines

Some pick up lines that'll make you laugh :) Disclaimer: I did not make all of these. Highest Rank: |#14 in jokes 03.08.18| |#86 in humor 27.05.17|

How We Were | ✔️ (Complete)

[WATTYS 2016 WINNER!] [COSMOPOLITAN Featured!] Trapped in her white trash hell, Layla Danner is failing at life. Her friend Peyton? Everybody thinks he's perfect, a staggeringly rich, handsome, and well-mannered story book prince. But they don't know what Layla knows. And she'll never tell. Jake? Jake's trouble. A d...

A Bet With The Devils

Highest-ranking in Humor; #1 "They all eventually end up falling" Alex adds and I smirk. "Not me" "Are you saying you're not going to fall for any of us?" Josh joins. "Yes" "We should make this interesting" Vinny talks "if you fall for one of us, we bang you" After her parents sent her out of state to finish her...

The King's Games

Check out this exclusive for Wattpad readers - a prequel novelette set in the world of the Kanin Chronicles, the exciting trilogy by New York Times Bestselling author Amanda Hocking Set five years before the events in the Kanin Chronicles, Bryn Aven is struggling to find her place in the secret kingdom of the Kanin-a...

Finding Sawyer

[Sequel to Saving Sawyer] Six years ago, Sawyer Jameson's life changed forever. Five years ago, Sawyer Jameson needed saving and along came Graham Cambridge. Four years ago, they learned each others secrets and fell in love with each others flaws. They were happy, they were in love, and they almost had it all. But th...

The Four of Us | On Hiatus

Highest ranking in Teen Fiction #78 Highest ranking in justwriteit #3 • His hot breath touched the dip of my shoulder, and I found myself tilting my head away slightly to give his lips more access as they barely grazed my neck. It was like the touch of a hair, quick and barely noticeable, but I was hyper aware of ever...

The Swearing Contract |Completed|

"You really need to stop swearing Molly." "Psh. I'll stop cussing when someone offers me a million dollars." I barely noticed the man get up from his table. I was well aware that he was listening from where he sat, I just didn't know he was really paying attention. I just see him wipe his face with a napkin before h...

The Other CEO

Grief-stricken over the death of the boss who was like a father to her, Olivia Bailey is left to deal with the aftermath--the arrival of his dashing but estranged son, Pierce Alexander. But she can't stand him and he doesn't trust her. Will working for the new CEO remain to be an impossible task? *** Olivia Bailey mig...

My Quarterback | Book I ✔️

[COMPLETED] WARNING: I wrote this when I was in high school, which was about seven/eight years ago. That reflects so much in the writing of this book. Best friends Ellie Nichols and Colton Davis were inseparable all their lives. They stuck by each other throughout middle school and high school, all the way until they...

Waffle Cones (#1)

"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...

Teaching Mia

Fed up with her disheartening life in NYC, Mia takes a gamble and embarks on an invigorating journey abroad to business school in Spain. When Mia Fuentes moves to Spain for graduate school, desperately trying to leave her past behind, the last thing she ever imagined was getting involved with Leo Durant, the ho...

Someone Else

After moving to London with her best friend, the last thing Elle expects is to fall for a celebrity - though it may be more trouble than it's worth. ***** Elle Robinson never thought the man she's loved for nearly her entire existence would leave he...

Started With a Lie

[Watty's 2015 Winner] one lie. one fake relationship. one million problems. © 2016 Virgo Rose Edwards. trailer made by @novemberdreamer

You're Mine

"You're mine. And no one else's, got that?" Hunter asked looking down at me with a serious expression displayed on his face. Cover by: fatii227 ^_^

Teach Me How To Kiss {Wattys2014}

Mia Harper is a 19 year old girl on her summer break from college. She is very shy and self conscious about her body and the way she looks making it impossible for her to interact intimately with the opposite sex. She is also still a virgin in more ways than one when it comes to that subject and her best friend Lauren...

Bad Girls Do It Well

Gang life isn't something you can just... leave. Octavia Rossi knows this better than anyone, after being threatened, abused, shot at and watching those she loved killed, she knows that gang life isn't something you can escape from. But, she tried. She tried to be like others and escape the 'Spawn of Satan' life by...

Paper Hearts

Four weeks. That's all the time Victoria Hemmings has to fall in love. Or, at least, find someone who's willing to play pretend. When a girl on a mission collides with a boy desperate for a date, things seem to be looking up. But when lies and fake kisses reveal the truth that, despite everything, there's an unmistak...

His

Ross Lynch has bullied misunderstood Skylar Jones, for most of her life. Yeah, yeah everyone is called Skylar these days.. When we all think we know the story of the fairy tale ending, 'they live happily ever after' Well no this is life, not Cinderella. So you better be ready to deal with a little shit called life. ...

Player Next Door

The student council decides to throw the yearly Couple Fest for Seniors because of their high grades. But there's a catch: You can't choose your own partner for the ball. Sean Gilbert. The arrogant, extremely hot, bad-ass leader of the popular clan. Elise Britts. The simple, sarcastic nerd who loves to read books and...

The Best Man

Alexa Rivers married Jesse Parker when she was 18, thinking that he was her ultimate one true love. Overtime she was proved to be wrong but her ego won't let her give up and be labeled 'wrong' by everyone who was against their relationship from the very start. She is expecting a promising relationship with Jesse, one...

The Football Boys (DISCONTINUED)

(Wattys2018Longlist) Childhood friends, Luka and Dakota, commit the ultimate drunk mistake and have one unforgettable night that changes their friendship in ways they never imagined. But is it for better or for worse?

Circumstances of You & Me [C | Y & M] ✔

Originally Published on: AUG, 2017. Aastha, a 26 year old middle class woman, who is hard-working, honest and does anything for her family, is getting married. Her promised future is infront of her, everything is going on as planned until the last second before tying the knot, and everyone hears the word "Stop". It is...

The Dorm Mate ∞N.H∞

"You have a boyfriend?" He asks me. "Yeah, I do." "What a shame. We could've had some fun," his tone sends a shiver down my back. +++ Spencer is 20 years old. She...

The Bad Boy Bet On Me

Started 16.4.17 Finished 7.6.17 HIGHEST RANK IS #10 IN TEEN FICTION :) Current cover is by @Aisling_Page "Hey," an unfamiliar voice said behind me, I carried on walking thinking it wasn't for me. "Hello!" I turned around this time but stopped short when I came face to face with the schools bad boy. Tyson Anders. Again...

The Fall Of A Drama Queen

Emerald did not want anything to do with Harry Allen again. He broke her heart when she was young. But, when he offered her to make a crown for the Queen of England, she immediately accepted. The Queen's crown would be the highlight in her first jewellery exhibit. But things did not turn out according to her plan. Her...

Taming The Bitch

Meet Stella. Beautiful, rich and smart, a pampered daughter with royal blood. At an early age, she was arranged by her parents to marry Eros Petrakis - at the right time. As an obedient daughter, she agreed into this. But when she met Eros' cousin, Tristan Latsis, she had a change of mind. She fell in love with Trista...

Colourful Changes

"Who the hell are you little girl?" He asked. "A human unlike you jackass," I snapped immediately, surprised by my own answer. His grip loosened as his lips curved up into a smile. An evil smile! "I'll be seeing you again girly. Be ready for it," He smirked and walked away. ******* Meet Victoria Hudson The smart...

The Dream Crashers ✓

Rory Wade is terrified of what happens to her when she sleeps. One morning, she wakes up to find bruises and scars covering every inch of her body. She doesn't know what's happening, but suspects it has something to do with her father's disappearance, which happened at the same time she started developing her sleepwal...

All This Time

Christmas Break spent in the Netherlands sounds like the perfect way for Charlotte Wright to relax with her best friend - until she sees the family that they'll be spending Christmas with! Wolfram van der Waals makes no secret of the fact he isn't Charlotte's biggest fan, even though he's never met her before. A quitt...

Pretty Bad Things [Sample]

NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE ON AMAZON AND BARNES&NOBLE! THIS IS A SAMPLE OF THE PUBLISHED BOOK. _____________________________ Livvie Jefferson is lame. If it weren't for the secret list of crazy things she'd like to do, she'd be less interesting than a piece of stale bread. Harvey Lockwell is a God. An unattainable G...