I was lost, and I continue to stay that way. Everything is my fault, I know it is. I am happy though. Yes, I am.

Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well, not really scientifically but it's just something everyone knows- the sky is blue, the Beatles are awesome and Emilee is crazy. But the problem is that not exactly EVERYONE knows. Maybe the whole of the U.S., tops. The poor people in Astria were innocent and oblivious until their new princess came along. Boy, did they have another thing coming to them. This is Emilee's version of Meet the Parents, only they don't need a lie detector and she's got a ton of people who want to kill her. It's nothing personal, she's just the mate of the vampire prince that everyone hates and killing her is like taking away the prince's soul. Her charm never had a chance. Will she be able to survive life as part of the royal family? Will she EVER meet a smurf?

Raised by her witch Grandmother deep in the forest, Skyler has lived a friendless life of isolation and magic. Her fortunes change when she accidentally binds herself to the powerful demon known as Rayne. This former Prince of Hell is inexplicably drawn towards Skyler and finds himself determined to protect her. Skyler on the other hand has no desire to spend the rest of eternity bound to evil. However when her lonely world is plunged into danger as ancient prophecies, assassins, werewolves and army of demons invade her life, the only thing that stands between Skyler and death is Rayne. This is the third book in the The Imperial Vampire Court Saga.

"Alright last question, Sebastian?" Ciel asks, letting his butler ask the final question. "Will you obey the young master's every wish and live up to the Phantomhive servant's good name?" Sebastian asks, his face all seriousness. "Yes," I say Then with a small grin I say, "And I promise you I'll be one hell of a maid too." Ebony Shale, the beautiful girl with a dark past and an even darker future. How will she cope? Disclaimer: This book is a Black Butler Fanfiction but the occurring events are my original idea though some events are based on Black Butler.

This book is filled with multiple tactics you can use on many of the Black Butler characters to annoy them and fill them with a hatred and a want of vengeance towards you!! Enjoy!!