Made: November 5, 2015. Completed: February 15, 2016.

Religion rules Constantine's world...and she has been condemned as the Spawn of the Devil. She is a Champion, a human being blessed with superhuman abilities by the deities of her world. However, her patron happens to be the Lord of War and Strategy - and women were never supposed to be Champions of War. In order to survive in a world that would rip her apart, she disguises as a boy, training to fulfil her supposed destiny. But fate has other things in store for her. An ancient evil is rising - and only Constantine may have the power needed to fight it. Along with a brash warrior and a too-perceptive scholar, Constantine begins to unravel secrets of a prophecy foretelling the end of the world. Now, she must learn how to fight evil with nothing but a magical knife as well as powers she knows next-to-nothing of. The real problem though? She may have been the one to call the great evil in the first place. ************ Now a Wattpad Featured story! Highest ranking: #1 in Fantasy Cover by @seventhstar Previous cover by @TrafficCop Original cover sketch by @MissBookNut, colours by @AFlyingPug

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Funny appropriate jokes and texts. Some are mine some are not!

Hey, my names Laken Horner and I go to school at Jcs. It's a normal school, with normal people and normal subjects. Or so U think. JCS turned out to b a secret agent school underground with high security measures and top training exercises to help save our school and America. Only limited schools have this, and since our school is so small, the CSI thought nobody would suspect it would be in any way a school for agents. Find out what happens and what I have to do with it. But here's the thing. Only certain teachers and the principles, and past secret agents(which are few) know about this. Welcome to JCS and find out my secret life.

Isabella Maria Woodworth, or Izzy, never intended to marry Prince Jackson. However, her name is drawn at the Grand Choosing Ceremony, thanks to her bratty sister, Addison. Falling in love with Prince Jackson isn't even her biggest problem, Izzy has a secret identity as a spy and the Dark Lord, an evil villain who escaped prison, is after her for revenge. Will Izzy be able to still have a happily ever after or will everything go down in chaos?

When Kyler isn't walking the halls at school, she's walking the city streets as an undercover spy. With the help of her friends and unit, she is able to stop evil in it's tracks. The city may seem like a scary place, but the skyline is beautiful and it's nothing she can't beat. But one day everything changes. A mission that seemed like a success at the time actually cost the team much more than they thought. Their belief in theirselves, their trust in each other and for some of them, thier lives. Highest ranking: #197 in action Cover by: Cjc8357

After Aubrey's last encounter with danger, she decides to try a new profession. She's still a secret agent, but now, she's also a body guard. She ends up guarding a very rich family, who have many rivals and enemies. Will Aubrey be able to complete her mission without fatalities? Will the mission be a success?