Grace Kellner is a small Ravenclaw who's always seen carrying a certain journal. Most people assume it's a diary, but she knows it's not. It's a book full of ideas. Ideas that seem impossible. Fred and George Weasley become interested in the book when Grace's friend Reese let's something slip. "Diary? Oh Merlin no! She's always flipping pages, always adding something, and it's very protected. If it was a diary there'd be no need to protect it, her life isn't very interesting. Probably planning the greatest prank ever." Now the twins want to know what Grace is planning, and they'll do anything to find out. -Art on cover belongs to Charlie Bowater- -Harry Potter characters and universe belong to J.K Rowling-

A book of interesting, but useless facts , for those who want to look a little smarter today !!!!!

Facts, only complete and utterly useless. Have fun.

[Book One: Brotherhood Series] There was no mystery to Milo Fleamont Potter, even if he was not the Boy-Who-Lived. He was the boy-who-survived. He was the boy that lost his parents and in many ways, lost his brother the same night that Voldemort attacked the Potter household. He was not graced with a scar, he did not bore a striking resemblance to his parents, but he held their stride and their attitude, even at a young age. A prophecy was not thrust upon him, but he had his own destiny to fulfill. [Cover by -voidlegends ]

"What's in there?" "Only what you take with you..." ••• "She's alive, I felt it..." ••• "I have no memory of my mother..." ••• What if Padmé had survived and hid on Dagobah with Master Yoda, constantly regretting abandoning her children? When Luke arrives on the swampy planet, he's definitely in for a surprise... ••• DISCLAIMER : I DO NOT OWN STAR WARS. ALL RIGHT GO TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNERS GEORGE LUCAS, LUCASFILM, AND DISNEY.

"I know you were once Anakin Skywalker, my father..." "That name no longer has any meaning to me." Anakin Skywalker is in for an eye-opening experience when he is thrown 23 years into the future to witness what his deeds will do to the galaxy... Now it's up to his supposed children and their Rebellion to defeat the Empire and hopefully save their father in the long run... [winner of best plot set within star wars and best completed book in @starwarscommunity's fanfic awards] I DO NOT OWN STAR WARS. ALL RIGHTS TO THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTFUL OWNERS, LUCASFILM, GEORGE LUCAS, AND DISNEY.

This is a book full of Harry Potter headcanons that you can enjoy! *****I know that some people don't like Headcanon #12, but these are from me and my friends (and sometimes it may not follow the plot of the stories at all) so if you don't like one, it's not the end of the world. Realize that these are NOT canon, you don't have to accept them.*****

*CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN W/ EXTENDED CHAPTERS, GRAMMAR AND SPELLING CORRECTIONS, AND PLOT HOLE FILLERS (ONLY CH 1-15 COMPLETED)* The war against the Empire is finally over...however, young Luke Skywalker's journey isn't over yet. What happens when the Force decides to send Luke back in time to stop his father's fall to the dark side? Will he succeed? Or will he alter too many details of the past and change the future for the worst? DISCLAIMER : STAR WARS DOES NOT BELONG TO ME, IT BELONGS TO GEORGE LUCAS, LUCASFILM, AND DISNEY. THANK YOU.

"It's much harder to stay hidden from the Dark Lord when you're in love with a Death Eater." Evelyn Hawkings' parents were well-known Death Eaters, but they died when the Dark Lord fell and Eve was only an infant. Now fifteen years have passed and Voldemort is back, and Eve has changed her last name to stay hidden from him. She lives a quiet life, staying out of trouble and avoiding the life of a Death Eater...but everything changes when she meets Draco Malfoy. He's the bad boy, the guy everyone avoids if they know what's good for them. But what happens when the bad boy meets someone completely different? What happens when Draco Malfoy, against all odds, falls head over heels for one girl? Which will come first, the girl he loves...or his reputation as a Death Eater? What will he do when he finds the bird that can finally set him free? A Draco Malfoy love story.

[[FEEL FREE TO USE THESE ON PEOPLE I DONT MIND]] [[ANOTHER WARNING< DUE TO LATE NIGHT PRODUCTIONS< THERE WILL BE TYPOS, JUST WARNING YA]] Know anybody who dislikes puns and want to ignore them? Have that one person you want to impress that likes puns? Or are you just bored and found this? Well it's up to you but come inside to find a crapton of bad puns and good puns and a lot of horrifying jokes just to begin with. Hope you enjoy! Read at you're own risk. *Typos because i wrote 100 percent of these at like, 2 in the morning and running off 2 liters of caffeine I cri