The title kind of gives away what this book is about. Want to read about what annoys me about the writers, well here you go. I know that there are a lot of books out there like this, but I often find that they don't say all of the things that annoy me. Obviously they're not me so how would they. Anyway, this is what I hate about the books and writers on wattpad. Maybe you'll laugh, maybe you'll get angry, but hopefully you'll understand what I'm saying.

You want to be popular. You want to be a great writer. You want to get published. This is the how-to.

The guide for dummies on how to write the hottest story on wattpad. Learn the tricks of the trade from the loser. I have tried many a times and have learned from my mistakes. Read to find out how to reach the pinnacle of the What’s Hot list. Total money back guarantee! (’cause let's face it,you’re not paying me any) WARNING:- This tells you how to write the Hottest story in wattpad and not the best. Most of this is sarcasm and should be taken as such.

I love this site, but there are a few things that bother me the most. This is a list of what I hate most about the stories and writing on wattpad. Hope you can relate :)

disclaimer: i wrote in this when i was 13 years old, so it will be unfunny, cringy, and outlandish. that's just who i am baby. you have been warned.

This is one of those Wattpad rants. I'm going to point out all of the things that are really, really... not-so-good here.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!