The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!

Random Percy Jackson jokes

warning : i wrote this book a long time ago, and it's extremely cringy, so read with caution !! cli·ché /klēˈSHā/ noun 1. a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought. i try to highlight all of these moments in fanfics. enjoy!

❝ we solemnly swear that we are up to no good. on this fortnight of october 31st, 1975, the four marauders agree to follow each other until death do us part. we also agree to always keep secret the great power that we possess. oh, yes- and one more thing. to make snivellus's life during and after hogwarts a living hell ❞

Ask Percy, or any other PJO or BOO character a question, and they will try to answer it!

the hogwarts manual of what potterheads would do there besides draco malfoy. ▂▂▂▂▂▂ ✧ all original ✧ book idea by @RingRingCat ✧ achieved #1 on random status : completed

Three wars. Three wars, they've gone through. You'd think it'd be enough for them. It's more than enough. It's more than enough for all of them. It's more than enough for any human being. But when the gods smell trouble, and ask them for one last favor. How could they possibly say no? Like this: "NO!" It didn't work. So off they go and did this one last job for the gods, which the gods say is for the better of everyone, and went off to this place where this trouble starts. What is this place? High School. Disclaimer: All Rights to Rick Riordan. Sequel to War of the Gods.

Basically jokes, puns, rants, and other stuff about Percy Jackson. If you have a Percy Jackson joke, please PM me Disclaimer: This book is for Percy Jackson fans only. If you aren't a Percy Jackson fan, then stop reading the dam book (it's a dam Percy Jackson thing, you wouldn't understand). I published this book a really long time ago so I no longer believe many of the things that I wrote. Read with caution and be prepared to cringe (a lot).

This book is basically everything wrong with Disney movies that are based on your favorite stories (Maybe) This book will include but not limited to (insert dramatic pause) Cinderella Snow White Sleeping Beauty Mulan Hercules (especially this one) And finally, Little Mermaid WARNING: This book does not mean I hate Disney. I just know that there are tons of flaws and I want to acknowledge them. Also, a lot of these opinions are old and I no longer believe them. If you agree with me (and disagree with me from the past) feel free to exit the book. As for the rest of you, enjoy.

*This is a Percy Jackson fanfic that occurs after the war with Gaea.* Gods are starting up a war. Nothing is stoping them after they start. But what caused this in the first place? Once it's done, nothing can stop the war. Better to prevent than to stop. A new threat against the demigods. A new demigod might help them, or may cause their destruction. Love? Death? A new found friendship? Possibly a new found brother hood? Follow this 6 demigods, on an unraveling journey of a new prophecy. a prophecy with more destruction, more deaths, but possibly a happy ending to all?? Sounds fun? Maybe.... Maybe not. Disclaimer: All characters that you might recognize, belong to that troll called Rick Riordan, or what I call Uncle Rick. That troll for all us demigods...