• Finalist of мα∂ιв79'ѕ 'тнє нσввιт/ℓσтя fαиfιcтισи cσмρєтιтισи' • Hello every person in the magical land of Computer! It's us: Merry and Pippin! Ya know, the handsomest, smartest Hobbits to ever live? Especially me, Merry. Ow, ow, okay, stop hitting me Pippin! So, Tarwa let us write stories on her Wattpad account. Yay! Put a sock in it guys. Hey, it's Tarwa! Yep, I actually let Merry and Pippin use my computer. Ugh, anyway. They'll post how life's going in Middle-earth, and a bit about their day. WARNING: People who are allergic to weirdness, DO NOT READ! Okay, just read it. Cover by SineadRobin (go follow her!).

Warning: This is NOT a serious piece of literature! This is a (hopefully) funny chatroom story, with the Lord of the Rings characters! If you want a bit of a laugh, read on. If you want a structured critical essay, why the hell are you on Wattpad? - NOW WITH HOBBIT CHARACTERS!!! - At chat 50, I added in some bonus Lotr characters + HOBBIT CHARACTERS!!! Updated every Friday