{COMPLETED} Dan Howell lives with his best (and only) friend PJ Liguori, who has been his assigned housemate ever since the Imperial Leader came to power. He's used to being surrounded by thousands of other fake blonde, blue-eyed people in the Navy district, where he lives, so he can't quite believe it when he is taken to an illegal club under a propaganda bookstore and is shown people who don't disguise themself in order to follow the rules. People like, for example, Phil Lester. Somebody on Amino told me this book was 'class' and I've never been happier. (If that was you, i love you)

'Spanky,' he whispered. 'What a beautiful name...' Spanky is just your regular busty high school idiot, but when she meets the mysterious Crispy Grey, a British Billionaire, her life becomes a rollercoaster of plot conveniences and clichés. THIS IS A PARODY.

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{COMPLETED} Dan Howell is the equivalent of a brainless potato in our society. A Non-Master surrounded by people who can do anything perfectly, first try, he is incompetent, lonely, and one of the last remaining teens who knows what the word practise means. To him, Phil Lester is nothing but another Master - someone who will dismiss Dan as an idiot. But to Phil, Dan means much more than that.

{COMPLETED} When Dan, aided by PJ, attends his first vidcon, the last thing he expects is to meet Phil Lester, a shy vlogger famous for staying inside all day and rarely talking to people irl. Brought together by their similarities - weird hair, awkwardness and 100,000 subscribers - they wind up spending most of vidcon not surrounded by fans, but alone together, surrounded by the flowers in the roof garden.