Don't catch feelings. Warnings; smut, angst, etc. © silentminter

It's just a simple pact. Right? Just sex. Nothing more. We aren't together. That would be horrible! I've a lovely wife waiting for me at home. But... it gets harder and harder to keep our lifes together. I hope this won't end in a tragedy... -Michael Schmidt A Michael x Richard fanfiction.

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hella cringe You have two choice one you can be my maid or two you can die." "I'd rather die than to be your maid!" "I yelled" "That can be arranged he said while smirking." Zack take this lovely lady to the basement." Oh no.. "I replied" Oh yes "he said" Rouge as a pretty normal life unless you count the part where her sister is a theif and everyone thinks that she's the theif and where she gets puts out of her house because of a very late bill oh and did I mention that she's she has to work as a maid for a certain echidna and by maid I mean personal maid. ________ Find out what will happen in "The Maid and the Billionaire"

We all adore the chiller holiday that's celebrated every October. All you need to do to take part in it is, walk around your neighborhood, knock on a few doors, say three little words, and you got yourself handfuls of sweet cancer for your teeth. What's not to love about this time of the year? Well, maybe it would be all sugar and cavities if it was just like every other year. But no, this year isn't the time to be goofing off with your friends past midnight, this year, it's deadly. There's been more and more killings and raping than ever before. Some people think it's the gangs, but others believe it's a little more clowny... than that. Rumors say, there are actual killer clowns running around, luring people into the woods, and doing awful things to them. Killing, raping, torturing, you name it, they're doing it. Words out, that they even plan on having an actual killer clown purge this year. Let's just say, Halloween should just be spent inside this year, it'll be a lot.. safer. (CREDIT GOES TO @Binkylilly FOR MAKING ME THIS AMAZING COVER)

Book #2 is out! No more posting one shots here! Hopefully in the second book there better! Ps. The first ones won't be good because it was my first time doing this, but I think I've gotten better over the years! One shots for the dorks!

Random ass VanossCrew fanfics for your hungry imagination....don't worry Evan's always bottom in my head, THERE WILL BE OTHER YOUTUBERS (NOT) RELATED TO VANOSS CREW. REQUESTS - (OPEN) Message Me! COLLAB - (OPEN) Message me! #1 - BOTTOMEVAN <333

If you want a good laugh than this is the book for you. There are in your hands is the answer to your social wishes. Ever want to break the ice in an awkward silence? Read this and your side's will split with laughter!!

Ever had any questions about cartoons you watched? Well you'll get some answers by reading this book!!! Hello! This book will be about background information on cartoons, video games and etc. I really can't explain it but read the book and you'll understand!!! The truth will be told... THESE ARE NOT MY STORIES AND I DON'T OWN THEM!!! All credit goes to the people who made them. Made By: Real_Unicorn_Ninja

exactly as it says