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  • Lost Blood
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    When Dan finds out he's getting adopted mere months before aging out of the system, he doesn't feel any sense of joy. The Lester family is a few years too late, considering he hasn't longed for the commitment and the love of a home for a long time now. He's been focused on other things, things he was told to grow out...

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  • Phan One-Shots
    353K 6.7K 20

    a series of phan short-stories and one-shots, each story has a summary at the beginning so you know what you're getting yourself into --- credit for the cover goes to @xsillytilly

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  • Cat and Mouse
    70.1K 5.3K 17

    Dan Howell is the Panther. He's evil, nefarious, ingenious, and good at coming up with adjectives for himself. The Raven is a nuisance, but he's definitely the most fun part when it comes to being a villain. As a child, Dan had been scared of his powers. He'd been weak. He'd become strong, though. Strong enough to tor...

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  • All is Fair
    38.1K 2.6K 12

    Dan Howell has made many mistakes in life, the first of which was being born to Aphrodite (or maybe just being born at all, in his uncle's opinion). It's never made much sense that he was the son of the goddess of love, seeing as he didn't even believe in it. Still, maybe there's time for his mind to be changed when h...

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  • Phan Oneshots
    183K 6.3K 49

    I decided to take some of my stories off of my tumblr (originally phansdick, now botanistlester) and compile them on here for you lovely people to read! So here is my collection of oneshots that I have written <3 Enjoy

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  • The Urge - A Dan and Phil Fanfiction by Dan Howell
    9.5K 147 1

    Here's Dan's fanfic for people who want to just read it. Nothing belongs to me. This fanfic was written by and belongs to Dan Howell.

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  • Misfit (Phan AU)
    4.1M 101K 53

    Dan is different. He's learned to accept that. Well, as best he can anyway, considering he's never really had much of a choice. It's been this way for as long as he can remember, the constant runaround process of trying to feel normal. His life is built around it, trying to trick both himself and everyone he interacts...

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  • Burn and Bloom - Phan
    68.9K 4.7K 19

    Phil's been hiding the fact that he's an Earthbender for ten years, ever since it's been considered illegal when the Fire Nation invaded. And, of course, the only solution to a random Fire Nation soldier seeing him earthbending is to kidnap him, right? creds to @xSillyTilly for the awesome cover! (ominousdan.tumblr.co...

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  • Strange (Phan AU)
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    I hear you like superpower Phan ;) Well, in here, you've got the one and only Phil Lester as an empath, and the iconic Dan Howell as a guy unaffected by him. Plot ensues.

  • Misplaced -Phan
    40.5K 2.9K 13

    Phil wakes up in an alternate universe. And then Phil... wakes up in an alternate universe. Both Phil's try to navigate back to their own life while simultaneously trying to deal with each others'. (AKA YouTuber!Phil tries to deal with the fact that he's in a band and he and Dan are enemies, and Band!Phil tries to und...

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  • Our Red String Of Fate
    18.8K 784 6

    Phil had never been one to dwell on the bigger picture, he was the type content to saturate in the moment. He'd never really understood the way his best friend would get so hung up on finding purpose, not when he'd come to terms with the idea that life was what you made of it so early on. He considered himself a firm...

  • A Royal Pain
    119K 7.1K 21

    Dan Howell is a prince. Unlike most, known for their benevolent behaviors and elegant manners, he's known for his sullen mood and vituperative remarks. After all, being a prince is not much fun; not with the lack of friends and the abundance of dumb tasks, such as trying to find the perfect bride and hosting dinners w...

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  • A Wizard's Misgivings
    88.3K 4.8K 18

    Dan Howell's entire family has been in Slytherin, and there's no doubt he'd supposed to end up there too. Phil Lester does't exactly know what to do when he finds himself liking boys, so he's usually just horrendously mean to them. Oh, and they happen to get cursed and can't touch! (An enemies to lovers fic!) creds to...

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  • Phan One Shots - jilliancares
    444K 16.2K 95

    this is a compilation of different phan oneshots of various different genres. enjoy!! ---------- also creds to @xSillyTilly (ominousdan.tumblr.com) for making the cover

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  • _PHIL.exe
    167 11 2

    "Since you already know what it's like to be human..." Phil says, more cords slinking out from behind the computer. "...feel what I feel." Dan is an Internet junkie, he collects parts of computer/technology equipment from the dumpster (cyberpunk-ish world). One day, he stumbled upon a broken computer which he...

  • Error: Phil.exe
    789 39 1

    Computer viruses are a code that copies itself and destroys a computer system and its information. At the most, someone could loose their device. But the virus called Phil.exe wasn't interested in corrupting a computer and then dying along with it. It was a sentient virus, and it had bigger plans that expanded beyond...