Me just ranting aimlessly about cliches and ridiculous things on Wattpad. And about every other writing site. There are cliches that I hope you can relate to. DON'T kill me. JUST writing about stupid stuff I see on Wattpad. NO hating to anyone. THERE are beautiful writers on Wattpad and I will not be afraid to list them out. EVERYONE is a gorgeous gremlin when they choose to be. Right now? I'm that gorgeous gremlin.

My awkward rants about the cliche books on Wattpad. (The title kind of says it all, but I don't like seeing a blank Description box) I hope you enjoy my apparent ability to make people laugh. Warning: these are my spur-of-the-moment thoughts. Some stuff may or may not come across as being extremely critical or harsh, but I assure you, I'm NOT trying to tell you to do a complete 180 and delete everything cliche in your books. These are merely my thoughts, not a "How to Be a Perfect Writer" guide. Okee dokee? :) Highest rank: Humor #80, Rant #1 !!!!

(OLDER CHAPTERS BEING SLIGHTLY RE-EDITED) Have you ever read a magcon fanfiction and said to yourself, "Are you serioussss?" Then this is the book for you! Starring: Me as the "Sarcastic Narrator" Some basic girl as "Jessica Mendes" Some random guy I pulled off the street who sings and likes muffins as "Shawn Mendes" Some annoying guys with abs as "Everyone else!" Random Abusive Dad as "Random Abusive Dad" Don't take any of my jokes too seriously :)

Winter finds herself in a peculiar situation at her new school. It's as if everyone is living a... CLICHE? Join Winter as she figures out how to navigate her cliche world. *** Have to heard of "How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story" No? Well go check it out! This book is a parody... in a sense, but in story form. You know all those cliche stories? Well this is as many cliche stories as I can shove into one! Looking for a cliche story? Come on, read! (Has some humorous aspects)

Did you ever have the urge to write a cliche story? Did you attempt it? Did you realize that you were gonna fuck it up? Well, I have news for you. I'm bringing tips from all my resources, not that many, to tell you how you screwed up horribly. This also tells you why you shouldn't say, "I'm so average looking," when your character is clearly not. Try saying instead, "I don't find myself that attractive. My lip juts out too much, my hips are slightly too wide, my left tooth is slightly crooked, and I notice these things every time I look in a mirror," Or why are they call a bad boy when he didn't do anything bad? More will come inside. (This also has some humorous aspects)

warning: extreme cringe and bad puns

You want it all? And you want it now? Players? Vampires? Werewolves? Nerds and Jocks? Rockstars? Princesses? Kidnappers? Falling in love with your best friend? This short story has everything you're wishing for! Come in! Let's play: Spot the cliché! (Attention: Parody ahead. Read at your own risk.)

tbh i wrote this a few years ago and it's kinda cringe for me to read i don't understand how people enjoy this

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!