❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

WARNING: This is not a normal book. You decide the story! Take control in this thrilling adventure. You awake in a lonely old cabin, hidden deep within the woods. Soon you realise the truth – you’re a vampire! Who brought you here and what do they want? What mystery does the forest hold? As you explore you'll encounter werewolves and witches, shapeshifters and slayers – but are they friends or foe? The Vampire’s Choice gives you the power to decide the story. At the end of every part you are given a choice to make. How the story proceeds – is completely up to you! Featuring 57 different endings, will you live or will you die? Your fate is in your hands.

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P