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I'M IN THE PROCESS OF REWRITING THIS BOOK. I'D RECOMMEND NOT READING THIS VERSION OF THE BOOK. THE REWRITTEN VERSION WILL BE POSTED SOON. ***This is book two in a series. You must read The Muggle Experiment before reading this book.*** We all know the story of Sophia Malfoy. Daughter of Megan and Draco Malfoy, who was killed in a car accident at not even a year old? Right? Wrong. This, is the story behind the disappearance of Sophia. The truth. So, what really happened to Sophia Malfoy- well, Summers? **Guaranteed to have plenty of randomness, drama, death, and even love.** ***This story is rated PG-13 due to amount of inappropriate language. Yet is still recommended for you to read (; ***

Welcome all on how to annoy the Harry Potter gang (and others!) Try them out get yourself detentions, get points deducted from your house, get expelled! And best of all get cuddles from Voldie! (All my own ideas.) (Terms and Conditions: I am not responsible for personal injury, death by Voldemort, Snape's personal spells, getting tangled in Dumbledore's beard, getting attacked by Fang, getting clawed by McGonagall, getting chased by unicorns, getting hit with wands, breaking your own wand, losing house points, getting detentions, getting expelled, receiving spankings on the bottom, receiving hexes, receiving attitude from badass Hufflepuff's, getting attacked by girly Ravenclaw's, getting attacked by stroppy Slytherin's, getting growled at by Gryffindors, being squealed at by Bellatrix, Molly Weasley accusing you of attacking her daughter, getting pranked by Fred and George, Percy blaming you for everything, getting bad reports from Skeeter, getting hair flipped by Fleur, Arthur Weasley asking you about rubber ducks, Lucius Malfoy letting you braid his hair, being chased by Ron's butterfly's, becoming deaf after going to a weird sisters concert, being turned into a werewolf by Fenrir, having headaches like Harry, Getting punched by Hermione, being dated by Ginny, having the urge to visit Moaning Myrtle, receiving autographs from Gilderoy Lockhart, being turned into a ferret by Mad-eye Moody, being invited to the Slug club, getting kicked in the face by Draco, having dreams about Voldemort, getting high on butterbeer, and performing these outrageous things that I wrote when I was thoroughly bored.)

I got a CERTIAN Draco Malfoy to read storys about his love life here are the hilarious reactions I got. Yes I do realized I called my own story hilarious.

Just a bunch of Harry Potter online conversations for a few laughs! The title says it all! Check it out all you Potterheads!

*COMPLETE* Megan Payne is the average potterhead. She is completely obsessed. She has Harry Potter clothing, all the books and movies (and has read and watched them numerous times), has trinkets, and even writes Harry Potter fan fictions on a website called wattpad.com. One day, after walking home from school she finds a particular Hogwarts headmaster in her house. Professor Dumbledore tells her that he wants her to come to Hogwarts so that the teachers can conduct an experiment, an experiment to try to teach a muggle magic! Megan is brought to the Order of the Phoenix HQ and will attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in September. Throughout the school year she starts to wonder, maybe teaching a muggle magic wasn't the only reason why she was brought here? WARNING: This book is VERY random and in many places makes no sense whatsoever. It has little to no plot line and was written out of sheer boredom, and just to express my built up randomness. I have no clue how it got popular. Also, this book contains much swearing. If you do not like the previously listed things, please don't read this book, let alone comment rude things. Romance is guaranteed. *COMPLETE*

((GOING THROUGH A REWRITE - BE PREPARED FOR CONFUSING TIME SKIPS AND POV CHANGES)) The war is over and our heroes return to Hogwarts to complete their final year. But when Professor Trelawney makes a startling prophecy the friends have new problems on their hands and they can't solve them alone. With new romances blossoming and their NEWT exams just around the corner, can they prevent the Dark Lord from returning once more? **Cover by GladYouCame**