Prompt: 'Pretending to be your boyfriend because you didn't look comfortable with that guy hitting on you at the bar.' AU Characters: Stephen Mulhern, Ant McPartlin, and Declan Donnelly AU: The boys are just regular joes in this fic.

Ant and Lisa's son says his first words and Lisa isn't happy about it.

It's just a normal day rehearsing for Saturday Night Takeaway, and then suddenly Dec disappears. Will Ant be able to find Dec before something even worse happens?

Everyone knows Dec as the other half of Ant and Dec, the short, cheeky one. But what's he really like outside the watchful eyes of media and television?

Ant thinks his neighbour is really attractive and makes a move.

Similar to before. But brand new series of stories. After the first show of Takeaway, Ant finds Dec collapsed in his home. Hurt and upset, can he tell Ant the reason of his injuries? Or will Ant end up find out himself?

Now please don't go Most nights I hardly sleep when I'm alone Now please don't go, oh no I think of you whenever I'm alone So please don't go! "Lisa, your my true love and I cant live without you! Please Don't Go!" Dec gotta make his best mate happy again because he made a promise and Dec's isn't going to break his promise to his Best Friend! Fanfic... All made up. Hope Y'all enjoy it!

A celebratory night out might just change Ant and Dec's lives forever. Dec is single in this! *This story is purely fictional*

Ant had a fight with Dec in front of their friends just because He tried to hide his feeling for Dec that he doesn't know exist until he broke up with his girlfriend. Can Ant fix this? Are they gonna make up?

"Me and Ant alone in the flat"