Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and please review, and tell me what you think. WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been pored into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. Also I wrote most of this before House of Hades was released, also the first 75 chapters were written before I even read Mark of Athena, so any mistakes with those characters is because of that. You have been warned. WARNING PT 2: yes Nico is gay. I'm aware. I wrote this before that was reviled and yeah, that's why Thalia and Nico aren't near each other near the end there. I do not speak Spanish, my Dad does and that's who was giving me my spanish translations, but it is not a Latin American spanish so the dialect may be different than what your used to if you are a spanish speaker. I also wrote this as a 13 year old and yeah if there are parts that are very cringy that's why. I also tried to source everywhere I borrowed from, but since I wrote this mostly over 5 years ago I don't remember everything I did or where I got it. So I apologize to all of those people. Thank you for reading! I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously cover by: _takeoff Watty Award Winner 2013; Percy Jackson

"What if there's supposed to be a prophecy, but since the oracle is broken, you can't hear it? Someone's supposed to go. Someone HAS to go!" "Then who would we send?" Chiron asked. "Send me."

Percy is betrayed by the person he trusted most. Not what you expect, you'll see. Lost, he vanished without a trace. He returns a different man with a close relationship with the least likely goddess. No HOO...yet. What will happen when new threats rise. Will he fight? No percabeth whatsoever in this fic. (This was the second story I ever wrote... Like 2 years ago and it was written in about a month and half so bear that in mind. FYI, I'm not looking for critiques, I don't like the way I wrote it so I'm not looking to fix anything.)

Percy thought he could trust the gods. He was wrong. They tried to kill him, so he ran away. After two weeks surviving on his own, a mysterious dark figure appeared in front of him. Percy became the assassin of Nyx, and became feared across Earth. He now hates the gods. Will he use his new power to save Olympus from destruction, or will he be the cause of it?

The fight with Gaea is over, but with her death so comes others, including the beloved daughter of Athena. With grief, Athena convinces more than half of the counsel that Percy should be banished to Tartarus, a hell he barely escaped. He is thrown away. Years pass and a new war begins. The very personification where they sent their Hero comes to fight the gods. Tartarus had not only an army of monsters, but with him a powerfully being sides with him. The two together are too powerful for the gods and their children to fight, what will happen to them? Sound's kinda cliche, but there are twists like I usually put in. All rights go to Rick Riordan. Only time I will say this.

Percy and Annabeth are in for a big adventure in none other than New York City! Hestia calls on the duo to help get the Olympic Torch restored back to its rightful place. Will they make it in time? Read the Torch of Hestia to find out!