Where Phil tries random pick up lines on Dan, his best friend.

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A bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phil wonders why.

Rose, her friends, her family, and her secret boyfriend, Scorpius Malfoy, are all back for a new year at Hogwarts. Now fifth years, they decide to take their relationship to the next level. But how can they fall in love while continuing to hide from their parents? Rose « "It will only cause problems if you tell them. Besides, everything is working out fine like this." » Scorpius « I'm tired of lying to everyone. I lie to my mother and tell her that girls still have "cooties." I lie to my father and tell him that I'm too serious about school work to have time for a girl. I hate myself for it, but it makes Rose happy so I go along with it. I understand that she doesn't want the whole school to know, but Silas is my best mate, not just some random loser. Still, she insists that we hide us from anyone that she doesn't approve of. I know she doesn't want her parents to know, but I'm not afraid of my father. I want everyone to see us, I'm tired of hiding. »