Just a few Hetalia Headcanons I came up with when I was just sittin around being around. Btw some of these may actually be canon without me realizing it. Accidents happen.

Hetalia may just look like a weird anime from the surface but look deeper and you realize there is more to it. This is what Hetalia has taught me.

Warning: The following quotes are from Hetalia. If you do not know what this is, you should go look it up on kiss anime. And obviously, I don't NOT own Hetalia! You have just been warned by Romano > . >

This is basically a list of things to avoid for Hetalians, which I honestly didn't expect to get so many reads. Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia (that'd be pretty awesome if I did though.) Warning: adult themes, possible violence, slight sexual content, little bit of yaoi implied, and swear words. ... But, if you've seen Hetalia I'm sure you're used to it.

Based on Hogwarts Rules. I am not responsible for anything which happens to you should you do these things, this includes starting ww3, being deported and banned from said country or being kicked out of the World Meetings/Hetalia High. This book is high. (High I'm so high. Fly, fly to the sky...)

Each Hetalia character, both male and female; have a maid and or butler. Even OC's are given a maid, butler, or are one themselves. (open for requests) Either the servants are fond of their masters is for you to read.

Just moments when the Bad Touch Trio (Spain, Prussia, and France) get together and cause havoc.

The title is pretty self explanatory I guess. Welcome to my trashcan. I'm sorry but it appears you're 100% Hetalian. There's no turning back now Hetalia: Countries have never been so different