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Amelia Hayden is busy senior at college with no time for boys, parties or fun. This all changes one Halloween night after she accidentally finds herself at the center of a cruel prank that sees her being offered up to the local legend, the Prince of Darkness, as his virginal bride. Believing the urban myth to be untrue Mia sets out to disprove it but is surprised when the Prince of Darkness turns up to claim his bride. Mia unexpectedly finds herself married to the handsome and mysterious Prince Luc. As Mia comes to terms with her new husband and martial vampire lifestyle she soon discovers that turning into a vampire has given her an unsettling ability to see the dead. When Mia starts seeing the ghost of her murdered sister-in-law, she begins a journey to uncover the truth about her murder and the dark secrets of Luc's past. #1 Vampire Book one of The Vampire Court Saga

" you belong to me, only me! Do you understand, my sweet Tessa ?" ...... When Tessa was young she met a boy who was different from her other friends. His name was Gabriel, he was the most beautiful boy she had ever seen with midnight black hair and gold/ reddish eyes. They became good friends until he had to leave, but before Gabriel left he gave her a ruby pin, Promising they'll meet again... ------------ Tessa was always wearing that pin even when she got kidnapped in the Middle of the night. " a beautiful girl, she's Sixteen and a virgin " Tessa still couldn't believe what was happening! She was going to be sold to a vampire and forced to give him her blood. " hey look she has that symbol! She belongs to the master" And everyone went quite.... --------- New story I just love this one please read and enjoy...

He's psychotic, mad in the head, and shivers at the sweet taste of flesh. All Jeff desired was the perfect kill. A victim to fight back, give him a challenge, and amuse his sick cravings. He found who he was looking for, but was she too feisty, even for his taste? Too accustomed to his being there? When Jeff realizes this, he doesn't know whether to end her or not. The option is tempting, but there's something deeper to this story. Something that prohibits his inner murderer from stabbing her lifeless. He begins to feel something sick, even sicker than all the blood shed and fear he's caused, the longer he's met with those green, nostalgic eyes. He begins to remember.

In a world where vampires reigned, Rose had seen and experienced many horrors throughout her life. The very second she was taken, she was forced to become a pet with the sole purpose of cleaning or providing blood for vampires. ​ Her world flipped upside down when Lord Henry bought her. She had never thought that in a sea of ferocious monsters, a lesser evil existed - one who tried to save her from her demons while slaying his own. But is a love forbidden and scorned by many worth fighting for? THIS BOOK HAS 62 CHAPTERS TOTAL BUT IVE HAD TO REMOVE A LOT OF THEM BECAUSE ITS PUBLISHED ON AMAZON. SO THERE R ONLY 20 CHAPTERS ON HERE FOR VP. THERE R MORE CHAPTERS ON INKITT (slowly adding to 52) OR YOU CAN BUY THE BOOK FROM AMAZON (link in bio). THE SEQUEL OF VP IS ON HERE TO: THE VAMPIRE'S SECRET - it's after all the announcements after chapter 20 of VP. Highest rank: #1 in vampire. © copyright Molly Stegall 2017

"You seem to have forgotten that you're not marrying a commoner, Alina. You're marrying the prince of all vampires, so look alive and get me some coffee." Alina Deluca lives a normal life up in the Californian north. At least that's what she makes the world believe. Locked within her hypnotising emerald eyes are horrors she could never speak of even if it killed her... secrets that border the paranormal. Erick Stayton, the Vampire Prince, is her nightmare. To her, he was no more than a cold, savage predator that lusted for her blood and took away everything she had that one traumatising night four years ago. Except she is bound to be his bride by an arranged marriage deal she can never understand Now, at twenty-one, she is to marry her nightmare in a month's time. Mustering her every strength to set things right in her awry life, she gets embroiled in an ages old feud and a struggle for power of mind-boggling proportions. Strangely enough, she finds herself connecting with Erick.

"Most gods throw dice, but fate plays chess, and you don't find out until its too late that he's been playing with two queens all along." - Terry Pratchett Addeline, a feisty and free-spirited peasant lives in a complicated world. A world where vampires rule in every realm and humans are forced to live in separate fractions. One night she venters into town to try and steal some food and gets captured by the one and only King, Damien. Their lives become intertwine and no matter how much she hates the man she finds herself falling for him at the same time. Will this love blossom into something memorable? Or will she stick to her human prejudice ways and hate him for the rest of her life? All copyright belongs to Deja © If the work is seen published by somebody else, I have the right to send you to Court.

She only wanted to see if it was true. If anything she was interested in was real. And when it actually happened, she still couldn't believe it.