Calum did something bad; but new kids never find out until it's too late.

Bottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Zarry, Nashton, Narry, Malum, Ryden, Coliver and More xD All rights reserved 2016®CockyLilo you steal my story I'll eat your soul *rawr*

"Get out of my way you stupid skyscraper!" "Huh, what was that? Can't hear you from all the way down there." Or, the one where the awkwardly adorable new exhange student from Australia makes the sassy, loud-mouthed and confident Drama club president a flustered mess. [1D/5SOS boyxboy fanfiction]