everything you need to know about d-hizzle and p-lizzle highest rank: #1 in random cover by: @pornhubjoseph

swiggity sway these blokes are gayy.

Just a bunch of smut including Dan Howell and Phil Lester✌ (TAKING REQUESTS! read first chapter) #666 in Fanfiction - June 10th 2017 (Amazing cover made by my senpai, @QueenOfAllFangirls!!)

[completed] two strangers are stuck on an elevator on a rainy monday morning. confessions ensue. ; copyright © 2016

dan is the best man at phil's wedding ; copyright © 2016

how far can you take a hook up? copyright © 2016

[complete] what happens at camp, stays at camp ; copyright © 2016

Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)

" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions can speak louder than words.

where dan is a struggling music artist and phil is a cocky, successful and a sexually frustrated producer ; copyright © 2016 ; highest ranking #5