They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

"Every good girl wants a bad boy who is good only for her." "Every bad boy wants a good girl who is bad only for him." "Whenever you are looking for love don't look too far he might be right next door." Clara Wilson is your typical clichéd teen fiction protagonist with exactly two friends, no social life and a 4.0 GPA. She has been in love with Alec Evans, the unattainabley popular football quarterback and her next door neighbour forever. She thinks she's in for a quiet senior year until Jake Henderson arrives. Bad boy extraordinaire, he's arrogant, rude, undeniably gorgeous and shares a past with Clara that she wants to do nothing more than to forget. Caught between two boys, her life is turned upside down in the most ridiculous of ways. But maybe in the midst of all the confusion and chaos she finds not only love but also herself. Romance #2

After an amusing banter at the library with a mysterious guy, Savannah hopes that it's the last she'll see of the bickering boy. Come to find out, he's a new student at her school who just so happens to be a junior, much like Savannah. He feels the need to stick around her even though she is the target for childish rumors, gave him the wrong number purposely, has all the comebacks for his pickup lines, tried to run him over with her car, constantly embarrasses him, and repeatedly tells him to 'get lost' or 'shove off.' During their many adventures, not only do they get into many bad situations but they make a few enemies along the way. Will his determination to befriend this stubborn girl spark a friendship between the two or a special kind of hatred? <><><> WARNING: I wrote this story when I was fetus- even more fetus than I am now. I was thirteen and I finished it two or three weeks after I turned 14. That means that this story has grammatical errors. So please, read at your own risk. --- I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THE PICTURE IN THE COVER. I SIMPLY SLAM DUNKED SOME WORDS ONTO IT. I DON'T OWN THE PICTURE. I SIMPLY FOUND IT ON APP.

"What the__ what the__ what the__ He always shouts unnecessarily emperor is too much."She hissed irritatedly. "Princess if anyone tries to harm you do not hesitate to tell me...it isn't late to back out of this contract"He Sounded very worried "No yaa maheer, I've to finish what I started,you don't have to worry, I'll be fine,I can take care of myself." He had no other option than to let her be, her happiness matters to him most, he can do anything just to see a smile on her face...HIS PRINCESS. *-*-*- "If you can't handle your job properly,then there's no need for you being in this palace, you may leave if you want to,but don't you ever drag me into this, now get out!" "But..." "What the... I said out!"He yelled "Okay fine Emperior...am leaving"she stormed out He couldn't do anything, he stood there unhelpfully staring at the door, he really don't want her to leave, but he has no option than to do this, for her sake and safety...HIS KIA. *-*-*- Meet Dr. Mariam Anas,dispiritedly romantic physiotherapist who lack personalities,strong headed girl that fears no one and doesn't listen to anyone except for her paladin MAHEER SHAREEF,after her services are called into the palace, there she meets the most charmingly arrogant prince MURAD BAYERO who is completely opposite to her,and gradually she fell in love. In every mystery there's must hi be a reason behind it and she's willing to find out even if that put her life at stake. Is a battle of love and value between three individuals who are willing to sacrifice for their love happiness even if that would be the cost of their lives.

"This time, as much as he hates to admit it, there is nothing he can do to protect his friends from himself." The major themes of "Tributes To Mischief" revolve around self-discovery, resilience, friendship, love, and the complexities that come with seeking revenge.

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Real talk about what we face in the 21st century as teenagers in Africa and other parts of the world and the ways to help ourselves get through them and be better people. It is an open book in the sense that it entails discussion and needs discussion from readers and other 21st century teenagers to thrive. Please feel free to speak up. No Racist, Sexist, discriminatory comments will be tolerated. We all have our views so let's not judge that of others.

This is everything you need to know about Linkin Park! This includes lyrics to every song, history about the band and albums and it also includes music videos for those songs that have them! Please enjoy and keep your suggestions coming! This book is dedicated to rescuebotsforever for the suggestion! If you have any other suggestions please comment! I'm also working on a book all about AC/DC and I have one posted about Nickelback! Please keep suggestions coming! You guys are amazing!

Here's a thing, we all have those days when we're just very snappy at everyone. Well, except for the ones who always stay sore. But I know that sometimes you want to say something sarcastic but then you blanked. Yeah, I hate those. So, here's a bunch interesting sarcastic comebacks which you can practice with. Cause we all know that Sarcasm is art. --------------------- Credit goes to the awesome owner who made them.

A series of disjointed oneshots. MerDer and McFamily. Please read/comment :)